I try to say this at least once, daily.
If you're watchin' a parade, make sure you stand in one spot, don't follow it, it never changes. And if the parade is boring, run in the opposite direction, you will fast-foward the parade. --Mitch Hedberg
Uh, some bright Mississppi entrepreneur needs to tell Ma/Pa Kettle that they could make up their lost money 100-fold by selling "Vote Rick James" signs on the internet.
How, then, are those people of the future—who are taking steroids every day—going to look back on baseball players who used steroids? They're going to look back on them as pioneers. They're going to look back at it and say "So what?" - Bill James, Cooperstown and the 'Roids
Is Wayne Brady gonna hafta choke a *****?
Reminds me of the Office Space line where Michael Bolton says "Why should I change my name, he's the one who sucks!!"
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
~ Mark Twain
Originally Posted by jmcclain19
Wayne Brady: *****, you need to thank Dave Chapelle.Originally Posted by jmcclain19
*****: Thanks Dave, I love your show
Dave:Run!!! Run for your life *****, get some help!
"Booing on opening day is like telling grandma her house smells like old lady."--WOY