What are some of your most horrid customer service tales. It is getting to the point where you can get absolutely nothing accomplished when you call someone.

Here is mine:
I could not believe when I called SBC info to get a number that it was automated. It is just so infuriating. So I said the city, state and name and it did not register. So I was telling my wife who was sitting next to me about it using very vulgar terms. So it goes through just like it used to an operator...She said there is no M'fer listed and to please not call again. She was trying to ban me from the info line...