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    Alright! A pre-emptive Thanksgiving strike!

    Aggressive gobblers terrorize N.J. town
    Cranford townsfolk say wild turkeys living up to their name

    The Associated Press
    Updated: 11:33 a.m. ET April 21, 2005


    CRANFORD, N.J. - Residents of this New Jersey town say they are being terrorized by wild turkeys.

    Police have gotten a-half dozen complaints about the aggressive gobblers, most of them from a letter carrier. He bashed one of them with a stick after a group of turkeys surrounded his mail truck and wouldn’t let him out, the officials said.

    Wild turkeys can grow as big as 4 feet high and are fast flyers, reaching maximum speeds of 55 mph.

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    Re: Alright! A pre-emptive Thanksgiving strike!

    Wild turkeys can grow as big as 4 feet high and are fast flyers, reaching maximum speeds of 55 mph.
    GEEEZ! Think about the size of the drumstick on THAT turkey!!!

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    Re: Alright! A pre-emptive Thanksgiving strike!

    I'm rooting for the boids!

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    Re: Alright! A pre-emptive Thanksgiving strike!

    Quote Originally Posted by TeamCasey
    I'm rooting for the boids!
    We're atop the food chain for a reason.
    "It's easier to give up. I'm not a very vocal player. I lead by example. I take the attitude that I've got to go out and do it. Because of who I am, I've got to give everything I've got to come back."
    -Ken Griffey Jr.

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    Re: Alright! A pre-emptive Thanksgiving strike!

    Quote Originally Posted by zombie-a-go-go
    We're atop the food chain for a reason.
    You need to rent "Jaws"!
    Small market fan... always hoping, but never expecting.


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