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    Favorite South Park Quotes

    From week before lasts episode-

    Butters: Hey! Who's dropping bombs in there? How about a courtesy flush?!
    Cartman: Up yours, Butters!

    *Jimmy knocks on stall*
    Cartman:No room at the Inn, Virgin Mary.

    Any more?
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    I've read books about sparkling vampires who walk around in the daylight that were written better than a John Fay article.

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    Re: Favorite South Park Quotes

    How's the chili, Scott? Do you like it?
    Makes all the routine posts.

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    Re: Favorite South Park Quotes

    I have a ton of wav files on my work computer...every once in awhile someone I work with will get one of them.

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    Re: Favorite South Park Quotes

    You need to respect my author-i-tie.

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    Re: Favorite South Park Quotes

    You guys suck.

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    Re: Favorite South Park Quotes

    My favorite is Cartman's - Screw you guys I'm going home.

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    Re: Favorite South Park Quotes

    Cartman: Just like these fetuses, I wasn't born yesterday.
    Baseball isn't a magic trick ... it doesn't get spoiled if you figure out how it works. - gonelong

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    Re: Favorite South Park Quotes

    "I am Awesomo."

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    Re: Favorite South Park Quotes

    I have tons of favorite quotes, however, a large majortiy of them will KILL my reputation!
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
    ~Oscar Wilde

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    Re: Favorite South Park Quotes

    Quote Originally Posted by Reds Fanatic
    My favorite is Cartman's - Screw you guys I'm going home.
    "I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum."
    - - Rowdy Roddy Piper

    "It takes a big man to admit when he is wrong. I am not a big man"
    - - Fletch

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    Re: Favorite South Park Quotes

    Quote Originally Posted by Mutaman
    "I am Awesomo."
    "I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum."
    - - Rowdy Roddy Piper

    "It takes a big man to admit when he is wrong. I am not a big man"
    - - Fletch

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    Re: Favorite South Park Quotes

    Brooke Shields: I once farted on the set of Blue Lagoon.

    Mr. Garrison: I'm sorry Wendy, but I just don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.

    Cartman: I've been licking this carpet for three days and I still don't feel like a lesbian.
    "I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum."
    - - Rowdy Roddy Piper

    "It takes a big man to admit when he is wrong. I am not a big man"
    - - Fletch

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    Re: Favorite South Park Quotes

    Cartman at confessional:

    "I once took the priest's sandwhich. That wasn't so bad, but it was the fact that took the meat, stuck it between my butt cheeks then put it back and watched him eat it."

    "I pissed in the Holy Water that we used last Sunday."

    "I took a crap on the sidewalk then blamed it on the neighbor's dog."
    "Strickland Propane... Taste the meat, not the heat." - Hank Hill

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    Re: Favorite South Park Quotes

    Cartman: Your family's poor, Kenny!
    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
    -Snoop on his retirement

    Your Mom is happy.

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    "I don't know......Eric's still in trouble for trying to exterminate the Jews."
    "Strickland Propane... Taste the meat, not the heat." - Hank Hill


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