From week before lasts episode-
Butters: Hey! Who's dropping bombs in there? How about a courtesy flush?!
Cartman: Up yours, Butters!
*Jimmy knocks on stall*
Cartman:No room at the Inn, Virgin Mary.
Any more?
From week before lasts episode-
Butters: Hey! Who's dropping bombs in there? How about a courtesy flush?!
Cartman: Up yours, Butters!
*Jimmy knocks on stall*
Cartman:No room at the Inn, Virgin Mary.
Any more?
Originally Posted by savafan
How's the chili, Scott? Do you like it?
Makes all the routine posts.
I have a ton of wav files on my work computer...every once in awhile someone I work with will get one of them.
You need to respect my author-i-tie.
You guys suck.
Beefcake! BEEFCAAAAAKE!
"I prefer books and movies where the conflict isn't of the extreme cannibal apocalypse variety I guess." Redsfaithful
My favorite is Cartman's - Screw you guys I'm going home.
Cartman: Just like these fetuses, I wasn't born yesterday.
I'm not a system player. I am a system.
"I am Awesomo."
I have tons of favorite quotes, however, a large majortiy of them will KILL my reputation!
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
~Oscar Wilde
"I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum."
- - Rowdy Roddy Piper
"It takes a big man to admit when he is wrong. I am not a big man"
- - Fletch
"I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum."
- - Rowdy Roddy Piper
"It takes a big man to admit when he is wrong. I am not a big man"
- - Fletch
Brooke Shields: I once farted on the set of Blue Lagoon.
Mr. Garrison: I'm sorry Wendy, but I just don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
Cartman: I've been licking this carpet for three days and I still don't feel like a lesbian.
"I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum."
- - Rowdy Roddy Piper
"It takes a big man to admit when he is wrong. I am not a big man"
- - Fletch
Cartman at confessional:
"I once took the priest's sandwhich. That wasn't so bad, but it was the fact that took the meat, stuck it between my butt cheeks then put it back and watched him eat it."
"I pissed in the Holy Water that we used last Sunday."
"I took a crap on the sidewalk then blamed it on the neighbor's dog."
"Strickland Propane... Taste the meat, not the heat." - Hank Hill
Cartman: Your family's poor, Kenny!
'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
-Snoop on his retirement
Your Mom is happy.
"I don't know......Eric's still in trouble for trying to exterminate the Jews."
"Strickland Propane... Taste the meat, not the heat." - Hank Hill
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