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    Re: Favorite South Park Quotes

    Cartman: I'm sorry for all those times I called you a stupid jew.
    Kyle: But Cartman, I AM JEWISH.
    Cartman: Don't be so hard on yourself.
    "I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum."
    - - Rowdy Roddy Piper

    "It takes a big man to admit when he is wrong. I am not a big man"
    - - Fletch

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    Stan: Hey Wendy!
    Wendy: Stan do you have on your condom?
    Stan: No
    Wendy: Aggghhhh, go away!
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
    ~Oscar Wilde

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    Satan: Saddam, do you think of other people when your with me?
    Saddam: Satan, you *ss is big and red. Who am I gonna think of - Liza Minelli?
    "I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum."
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    "It takes a big man to admit when he is wrong. I am not a big man"
    - - Fletch

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    Cartman: No Kitty.....No Kitty.....No Kitty this is my pot pie. MOM, KITTY'S BEING A D*LDO!

    Cartman's Mom: Well I know a kitty kittly who's sleeping with Mommy tonight.

    Cartman: .........What?
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
    ~Oscar Wilde

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    Re: Favorite South Park Quotes

    Kenny: Mmmffll mmmrrrml rrml.
    Makes all the routine posts.

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    Re: Favorite South Park Quotes

    "If some girl was disrespecting me, I would be like: Hey you go bake me a pie"
    Cartman

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    Rabbi: "O Moses, what do you desire?"

    Moses: "...Macoroni shell pictures!"
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    For worchestershire recipes, press one.

    If worchestershire sauce has been used as an embalming fluid, press two.
    Makes all the routine posts.

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    Re: Favorite South Park Quotes

    In no particular order...

    You're a turd sandwich.

    Gosh darn (masked profanity) you, Mongorrians!!!!!!!!

    You ssink because I Chinee I know how buill wall!!!!!

    FTFTFTFT!!!!!!!!! And that's how you get to the auto garage.

    Stupid spoiled (masked profanity) video playset, let the whole world see your (masked profanity).

    Just let me get high. I know I can remember it if I just get high.
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    Hey...that kind of looks like...Tom Selleck.

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    Re: Favorite South Park Quotes

    Mr. Garrison: Let's start the day with a few new math problems -- what is five times two? C'mon children, don't be shy, just give it your best shot... Yes. Clyde?

    Clyde: Twelve.

    Mr. Garrison: Okay. Now let's try and get an answer from somebody who is not a complete retard. Anyone? Don't be shy...

    Kyle: I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison!
    Cartman: ma-me-ma-me-ma-me-ma (mocking Kyle)
    Kyle: Shut up fat boy.
    Cartman: Hey! Dont' call me fat, you f***ing jew!!
    Mr. Garrison: Eric! Did you just say the 'f word?'
    Cartman: Jew??
    Kyle: No, he's talking about f***. You can't say f*** in school you f***ing fat a**.
    Mr. Garrison: Kyle!
    Cartman: Why the f*** not?
    Mr Garrison: Eric!
    Stan: Dude, you just said f*** again.
    Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
    Kenny: mmmf
    Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
    Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. f***, f***ety, f*** f*** f***.
    Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
    Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
    (classroom gasp)
    Mr. Garrison: What did you say?!
    Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...(Clears throat and pulls out megaphone), actually what I said was, "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"
    Stan: Oh, f***.
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    Re: Favorite South Park Quotes

    We're hunting the mexican staring frog from southern sri lanka.

    How about a giant talking taco that craps ice cream?

    and anything tweek says. Aggh!
    Suck it up cupcake.

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    Re: Favorite South Park Quotes

    Stan: "You can't do that you big sthilly goosth!"
    Randy:"What did you say?"
    Stan: "What I called Cartman a big silly goose."
    Randy: "You call your friend an @**hole like any other normal kid."
    Stan: "But I don't want to."
    Randy: "DO IT!!!"
    Stan: "@**hole?"
    Cartman: "Don't call me an @**hole ya sonuvab****!"

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    Re: Favorite South Park Quotes

    Quote Originally Posted by Hap
    In no particular order...

    You're a turd sandwich.

    Gosh darn (masked profanity) you, Mongorrians!!!!!!!!

    You ssink because I Chinee I know how buill wall!!!!!
    Say helro to my rittle friend Mongolyans!

    I don't buill wall, I jas own & operate the $hity Wok!

    Damnit, how come ev'time us Chinee build $hity wall stupid Mongolyans have to come knock it down?!

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    Re: Favorite South Park Quotes

    On Mondays she's a b****
    on Tuesday she's a b****
    on Wednesday and Saturday she's a b****
    then on Sunday just to different she's a major royal b****

    Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest b**** in the whole wide world!

    I really mean it Kyle's mom, she's a big fat f****** b****, big ol' fat f****** b**** Kyle's Mom!!!!

    Cartman: "What?" (turns around) oh f***!


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