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    Member Spring~Fields's Avatar
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    > A new store named 'Husband-Mart' just opened.
    > >
    > >Husband-Mart is a store where women can go and
    > choose a husband from among
    > >many men. The store is composed of six floors and
    > the men increase in
    > >positive attributes as the shopper ascends the
    > flight of stairs. There is,
    > >however, a catch. As you open the door to any
    > floor you may choose a man
    > >from that floor. But - if you go up a floor, you
    > cannot go back down,
    > >except to exit the building. So...........this
    > woman goes to the
    > >shopping center to find a husband.
    > >
    > >On the first floor, the sign on the door reads:
    > >Floor 1 - These men have jobs
    > >
    > >The woman reads the sign and says to herself,
    > "Well, that's better than my
    > >last boyfriend, but I wonder what is further up?"
    > So up she goes.
    > >
    > >The second floor sign reads:
    > >Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The
    > woman remarks to herself,
    > >"That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And
    > up she goes.
    > >
    > >The third floor sign reads:
    > >Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are
    > extremely good looking.
    > >"Hmm, better", she says. "But I wonder what's
    > upstairs?" Up she goes.
    > >
    > >The fourth floor sign reads:
    > >Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
    > extremely good looking and
    > >help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the
    > woman, "This is very
    > >tempting. But, there must be even more further up!"
    > And again she heads up
    > >another flight.
    > >
    > >The fifth floor sign reads:
    > >Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
    > extremely good looking, help
    > >with the housework and have a strong romantic
    > streak. "Oh, mercy me!" she
    > >cries. "But just think
    > >what must be waiting for me on the sixth floor?"
    > So up to the sixth
    > >floor she goes.
    > >
    > >The sixth floor sign reads:
    > >Floor 6 - You are visitor 1,260,459,789,016 to this
    > floor. There are no
    > >men on this floor. This floor exists solely as
    > proof that women are
    > >impossible to please.
    > >
    > >Thank you for shopping at Husband-Mart.

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    Big Red Machine RedsBaron's Avatar
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    Re: 'Husband-Mart'

    I'll give this to a few husbands I know. I dare not give it to any women!
    "Hey...Dad. Wanna Have A Catch?" Kevin Costner in "Field Of Dreams."

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    Re: 'Husband-Mart'

    Quote Originally Posted by RedsBaron
    I'll give this to a few husbands I know. I dare not give it to any women!

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    First Time Caller SunDeck's Avatar
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    Re: 'Husband-Mart'

    I think this story needs a CLEARANCE floor because no woman is going to skip that floor. That's where my wife found me, half buried in a bin of gabardine slacks.
    Next Reds manager, second shooter. --Confirmed on Redszone.

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    Re: 'Husband-Mart'

    I'm showing this one to the wife, I think she can handle it.

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    The Lineups stink. KronoRed's Avatar
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    West N. Carolina

    Re: 'Husband-Mart'

    Wait..I WOULD be on floor 6


    I would

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