'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
-Snoop on his retirement
Your Mom is happy.
My God...that is absolutely brilliant!
"Booing on opening day is like telling grandma her house smells like old lady."--WOY
"Search your peelings"
Very clever and very well done.
Makes all the routine posts.
Good to stuff
I hit my pun limit pretty early in that one.
"I prefer books and movies where the conflict isn't of the extreme cannibal apocalypse variety I guess." Redsfaithful
George Will responding to Trumps tweets...."He has an advantage on me, because he can say everything he knows about any subject in 140 characters and I can't."
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