'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
-Snoop on his retirement
Your Mom is happy.
My God...that is absolutely brilliant!
"Booing on opening day is like telling grandma her house smells like old lady."--WOY
"Search your peelings"
Very clever and very well done.
Makes all the routine posts.
Good to stuff
I hit my pun limit pretty early in that one.
"I prefer books and movies where the conflict isn't of the extreme cannibal apocalypse variety I guess." Redsfaithful
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
~ Mark Twain