25 Things I'm Glad I Am No Longer Required To Do

[Unassisted]

I liked this list because it contains some of my least favorite catchphrases.

http://www.defectiveyeti.com/archives/001311.html

Twenty-five Things I'm Glad I Am No Longer Required To Do

• Show you the money
• Wake up and smell the coffee
• Want a piece of you
• Sit on it
• Keep it real
• Wang Chung tonight
• Get all up in your grill
• Think outside the box
• Be there (and/or be square)
• Talk to the hand
• Take it up a notch
• Kiss your grits
• Get jiggy with it
• Catch you on the flipside
• Open up a can of whoop-ass
• Gag you with a spoon
• Keep on truckin'
• Get with the program
• Eat your shorts
• Take it easy
• Give mad props
• Bring it on
• Touch base
• Quiero Taco Bell
• Not go there

[Falls City Beer]

When Keepin' it Real goes wrong.

Kiss my Grits is great. I'd love to lead the charge to bring that back.

[westofyou]

Kiss my Grits is great. I'd love to lead the charge to bring that back.

Indicative of the era when Southern Chic was all the rage, Truckers were heros, wielding CB's and looking for jiggly woman in tight tube tops. Lobo, The Dukes, Trucker Hats and BJ and The Bear.

Nanoo Nanoo... and Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey all pale in comparison.

[Chip R]

looking for jiggly woman in tight tube tops.

Good times.

[Rojo]

Mad props to the author.

[919191]

Indicative of the era when Southern Chic was all the rage, Truckers were heros, wielding CB's and looking for jiggly woman in tight tube tops. Lobo, The Dukes, Trucker Hats and BJ and The Bear.

And trucker vests. About 1979 or 1980 I wore a cowboy hat and a trucker vest. I am thankful there is only one picture of me in that get up.

[919191]

Maybe we need a "That '70's Thread", but I honestly don't know what to post in it.

[westofyou]

Pedro (the poster) 2nd grade class sang Convoy at the 1977 Christmas Pagent.

Classic.

[919191]

Pedro (the poster) 2nd grade class sang Convoy at the 1977 Christmas Pagent.

Classic.

Did they all wear boots and trucker wallets? That would be cool!

[Red Leader]

Pedro (the poster) 2nd grade class sang Convoy at the 1977 Christmas Pagent.

Classic.

You've seriously got some hella-funny stories to tell, woy. That is freakin' hilarious.

You should join your wife and write a book about some of your stories / experiences.

[Blimpie]

Indicative of the era when Southern Chic was all the rage, Truckers were heros, wielding CB's and looking for jiggly woman in tight tube tops. Lobo, The Dukes, Trucker Hats and BJ and The Bear.

Nanoo Nanoo... and Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey all pale in comparison.

How could we forget Convoy...

[Roy Tucker]

Indicative of the era when Southern Chic was all the rage...

Freebird y'all <raises Bic lighter>

[westofyou]

Freebird y'all <raises Bic lighter>

I'm more a Fat man in the Bathtub sort of guy.

[LincolnparkRed]

Keep it real
Get all up in your grill
Give mad props

I personally hold Stuart Scott responsible for making these popular

[Blimpie]

I can't believe I didn't see this one on the list: Git 'er done