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Thread: Fatboy Ronald McDonald downsizes to head off critics

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    breath westofyou's Avatar
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    Fatboy Ronald McDonald downsizes to head off critics

    Ronald McDonald is getting a makeover.

    A slimmer, fitter-looking spokesman for the world's largest fast-food chain is set to make his debut in a global advertising campaign to be launched later this week. In the television commercials, he is swapping the clown outfit for a tracksuit (yellow and red, of course) and seen coaxing children off the couch and outdoors to play football, ride bikes and snowboard.


    Big Mac
    Nutrition Facts
    Serving Size:  1 sandwich  216g
    Amount Per Serving
    Calories  		510	
    Calories from Fat  	234
    Total Fat  		26g	40%
    Saturated Fat  		9g	45%
    Cholesterol 		75mg	25%
    Sodium  		930mg	39%
    Total Carbohydrate  	46g	15%
        Dietary Fiber  	3g	12%
        Sugars  8g	 
    Protein  		25g	38%
    Vitamin A  6%		Vitamin C  4%
    Calcium  20%		Iron  25%
    Percent of Calories from:
    Fat-45.9%     Carb-36.1%     Protein-19.6%    
    (Total may exceed 100% due to rounding)

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    Rally Onion! Chip R's Avatar
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    Re: Fatboy Ronald McDonald downsizes to head off critics

    Does this clown outfit make me look fat?
    Quote Originally Posted by Raisor View Post
    I was wrong
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    Chip is right

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    You know his story Redsland's Avatar
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    Re: Fatboy Ronald McDonald downsizes to head off critics

    I guess putting Ronald in a track suit is cheaper than overhauling your menu.
    Makes all the routine posts.

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    For a Level Playing Field RedFanAlways1966's Avatar
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    Re: Fatboy Ronald McDonald downsizes to head off critics

    Silliness... Ronald running track. As far as I am concerned though.... no one forces anyone to spend their money at McD's and put that crap into their system. Or Burger King, Wendy's, Long John Silver's, etc.

    Perhaps Gov. Bob Tax will create a sin-tax on fastfood in Ohio? About the only thing he hasn't taxed in these parts lately.
    Small market fan... always hoping, but never expecting.

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    Re: Fatboy Ronald McDonald downsizes to head off critics

    Citing frustration over the inability to get his hip-hop self taken seriously, Ronald McDonald points to his future on a 50-foot treadmill made of french fries.

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