This just in....(Not really )
Redsland is daggone hilarious.
My employees just heard my insane laughter and will now question my every order.
"Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?" ~ Jim Bouton
The seven most magic words in all the land...
"If, in the opinion of the referee,..."
Amazingly inspired Redsland!
IIRC, the guy singing in those commercials is the singer from "Survivor" of "Eye of the Tiger" fame.
Get your nunchucks and the keys to your dad's car. I know where we can get a gun
Championships for MY teams in my lifetime:
Cincinnati Reds - 75, 76, 90
Chicago Blackhawks - 10, 13, 15
University of Kentucky - 78, 96, 98, 12
Chicago Bulls - 91, 92, 93, 96, 97, 98
“Everything that happens before Death is what counts.”
― Ray Bradbury, Something Wicked This Way Comes
No doubt. This one should go straight to the RedsZone hall of fame.Originally Posted by RFS62
Grape works as a soda. Sort of as a gum. I wonder why it doesn't work as a pie. Grape pie? There's no grape pie. - Larry David
Hilarious post. I am never going to hear those commercials again without thinking of this post.
:ughmamoru Redsland, you are a true "real man of genius" that was hilarious!!
Benzinger backing and calling! And the 1990 world championship series belongs to the Cincinnati Reds!
Excellent stuff, Redsland.
You and I must be sharing a wavelength today, because I had the idea to do one of these about Miley and his lineups while driving across town a couple of hours ago after hearing one of those Bud spots on the radio. Looking at the time on your post, that was about the time you posted. Weird.
Funniest thing I have seen anywhere on the Internets for a long time.
The best part was singing along in my head to the spots.
Perfect. Simply perfect.
Bet Burbank's gang wishes they had thought of those. Perhaps they can contact you and buy them from you.
Thanks a million. Made my day.
'Sit him in Colorado."---pure genius
Those are awesome!
You're Mr. Awesome-Reds-Parody-Writer
Thank you Walt and Bob for bringing winning baseball back to Cincy -- it was nice while it lasted..
Nov. 13, 2007: One of the greatest days in Reds history: John Allen gets the boot!
Sooo funny. Brilliant. Hillarious. I salute you, Mr. Funniest Post Writer of the Week!
Next Reds manager, second shooter. --Confirmed on Redszone.
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