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    Re: "Real Reds of Genius"

    :ughmamoru

    Good stuff.
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    Re: "Real Reds of Genius"

    This just in....(Not really )

    Redsland is daggone hilarious.

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    Re: "Real Reds of Genius"

    The seven most magic words in all the land...
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    Re: "Real Reds of Genius"

    Amazingly inspired Redsland!

    IIRC, the guy singing in those commercials is the singer from "Survivor" of "Eye of the Tiger" fame.
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    Re: "Real Reds of Genius"

    Super funny!

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    Re: "Real Reds of Genius"

    Absolutely hysterical!

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    Re: "Real Reds of Genius"

    Quote Originally Posted by RFS62
    I'm telling you, that's by far the funniest thing I've ever read here.
    No doubt. This one should go straight to the RedsZone hall of fame.
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    Re: "Real Reds of Genius"

    Hilarious post. I am never going to hear those commercials again without thinking of this post.

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    :ughmamoru Redsland, you are a true "real man of genius" that was hilarious!!
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    Re: "Real Reds of Genius"

    Excellent stuff, Redsland.

    You and I must be sharing a wavelength today, because I had the idea to do one of these about Miley and his lineups while driving across town a couple of hours ago after hearing one of those Bud spots on the radio. Looking at the time on your post, that was about the time you posted. Weird.
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    Re: "Real Reds of Genius"

    Funniest thing I have seen anywhere on the Internets for a long time.

    The best part was singing along in my head to the spots.

    Perfect. Simply perfect.

    Bet Burbank's gang wishes they had thought of those. Perhaps they can contact you and buy them from you.

    Thanks a million. Made my day.

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    Re: "Real Reds of Genius"

    Those are awesome!


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    You're Mr. Awesome-Reds-Parody-Writer
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    Re: "Real Reds of Genius"

    Sooo funny. Brilliant. Hillarious. I salute you, Mr. Funniest Post Writer of the Week!
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    Fab-You-Luss!
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