It's Rich A-u-r-i-l-i-a

[savafan]

I've seen Lindner (Linder) messed up more here than Richie.

That's the one that gets me. Everytime I read that, I think, "We're owned by the bagel guy?"

[max venable]

I think it should be Rich Areola anyway...because he sucks

[KronoRed]

It's going to be starting 3rd baseman Rich Aurilia

[marcshoe]

It's going to be starting 3rd baseman Rich Aurilia

Now that irritates me.

[RFS62]

That one is easy. Just remember that Ben Weber is like the Weber grill company. Both get lit up on a regular basis and both have one "b" in the name.

[Doc. Scott]

My use of "Richus Aurilius" is a reference to the near-godlike ability with which Rich equates himself.