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    The Bathtub test

    It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time. This

    little test should get you started.

    During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director which is

    the criteria that defines a patient to be institutionalized.

    "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, we offer a teaspoon, a

    teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the

    bathtub."



    Okay, here's your test:


    1. Would you use the spoon?

    2. Would you use the teacup?

    3. Would you use the bucket?




    The answer will be given at 11:30am if no one has answered it correctly by then.
    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
    -Snoop on his retirement

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    Re: The Bathtub test

    I'd pull the plug...

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    Re: The Bathtub test

    Quote Originally Posted by RedsFan75
    I'd pull the plug...
    Ah. Smart guy. The first answer is correct.

    If you answered 1, 2, or 3, you should be institutionalized.
    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
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    Re: The Bathtub test

    What do you empty your choice into?
    Makes all the routine posts.

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    Re: The Bathtub test

    I'd sell the house.
    Go Gators!

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    Re: The Bathtub test

    Considering the other threads, wouldn't you use buckets of water to flush your toilets? That way, you save water and you can dump water on the dude hiding in the septic tank watching you poop
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    Re: The Bathtub test

    I'd drill a hole in the tub to let the water out.

    I know this works, 'cause I once was in a boat taking on water, and we drilled a hole in the bottom to let the water out.
    "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
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    Re: The Bathtub test

    I'd take repeated flying cannonballs into the tub to splash out the water....

    May not be the most efficient manner, but it is the most fun.

    Pay attention to the open sky

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    Re: The Bathtub test

    I'd ask him if I could take a bath first. Water conservation and all you know.

    And since I'm lazy, I'd simply wait for it to evaporate, go lay on the couch and ask the Doc if he's got a minute.

    Or do like the kids - leave it, and let Mom empty it.
    "panic" only comes from having real expectations

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    Re: The Bathtub test

    Eww Eww I know I know!

    Dump some Kool-aid and sugar in it, grab a box of straws, and yell "HEY KOOL-AID!"

    The kids will take care of the rest.

    or... you could dump some Jack Daniels in it, along with some ice, and just call Puffy! But that then creates a bigger dilemna - how to now get Puffy out of your tub?
    Last edited by GAC; 06-30-2005 at 10:04 AM.
    "panic" only comes from having real expectations

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    Re: The Bathtub test

    GAC wins the most likely to be "institutionalized" so far out of all of the responses.
    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
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    Re: The Bathtub test

    Quote Originally Posted by GAC
    or... you could dump some Jack Daniels in it, along with some ice, and just call Puffy! But that then creates a bigger dilemna - how to now get Puffy out of your tub?
    I think we have a winner.
    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
    -Snoop on his retirement

    Your Mom is happy.


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