It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time. This
little test should get you started.
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director which is
the criteria that defines a patient to be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, we offer a teaspoon, a
teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the
Okay, here's your test:
1. Would you use the spoon?
2. Would you use the teacup?
3. Would you use the bucket?
The answer will be given at 11:30am if no one has answered it correctly by then.