(To the tune of "California Girls" by The Beach Boys)
Well, Hatteberg is hip
I really dig that OBP
And Freel kicks butt, though he's freaking nuts
Just keep his "Farney" away from me
Junior's such a diva
Held in place with safety pins
You know, I'd sign up for an entire lineup
Of cheap clutchy veter-ins
I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia
(I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia)
I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia types.....
Now Edwin's mostly bat and
Brandon Phillips mostly glove
And you can call me slow but I just can't go
For that Big Hot Donkey Love
I been a longtime Reds fan and I've
Seen all kinds of hell
And now I'm inclined to say the team should find
More guys whose wives are named Racquel
I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia
(I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia)
I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia
(I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia)
I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia
(And then when Votto gets here we'll deal ya)
I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia types.....