What songs from the 1970's have the all time worse lyrics?

I think one of the worse I ever heard was from the 1970's hit (believe it or not) "Sometimes When we Touch"

"And sometimes when we touch
The honesty's too much
And I have to close my eyes and hide
I wanna hold you til I die
Til we both break down and cry
I wanna hold you till the fear in me subsides"

This song would be more appropriately titled " Please love me even though I have no testicles"

Also is it just me or in the 1970's classic "Me and Mrs. Jones" by Billy Paul does the singer have a lisp?

I swear you can hear it cleary in one of the chrous

"Me and Mthss Mthss Jones, Mthss Jones Mthss Jones, we got a thing going on""

Also is the Song "Band of Gold" about a man have Erectile Dysfunction on his wedding night?