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    Hello, Police, someone stole my pot

    http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...nm/odd_bust_dc

    SAN ANTONIO, Texas (Reuters) - A Texas man was arrested on Monday after calling police to complain about the theft of his marijuana, authorities said.

    Stephen Knight, 17, said three men had broken into his apartment, hogtied him with Christmas lights and stole some marijuana, along with a plasma screen television, police said.

    Police are looking for the suspects. In the meantime, they arrested Knight after finding several marijuana plants growing under heat lamps in the apartment, four grams of harvested marijuana and a tablet of ecstasy, Officer Chad Ripley said.

    Knight said the men barged into his home early on Monday morning demanding, "Where's the weed?," according to San Antonio police.
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    Re: Hello, Police, someone stole my pot

    Here's your sign.
    Will trade this space for a #1 starter.

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    Re: Hello, Police, someone stole my pot

    Call about the TV and hide the pot.

    Yeesh.
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    Re: Hello, Police, someone stole my pot

    I'm so pleased that this story from my city has made its way here.

    What I'm wondering is how much effort the cops are putting into the search.
    /r/reds

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    Re: Hello, Police, someone stole my pot

    Quote Originally Posted by Unassisted
    I'm so pleased that this story from my city has made its way here.
    You must be so proud.
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    Re: Hello, Police, someone stole my pot

    What I'm wondering is how much effort the cops are putting into the search.
    Or how much Texas time he'll do for having essentially a kit to go to a Phish show in his apartment.

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    Re: Hello, Police, someone stole my pot

    When I was in Athens (Ohio University) around 1996 or so, I remember a story that was similar to this. Someone had left their dog tied to a parking meter along Court St. for several hours. Eventually, a shop owner notified the police. When police came to get the dog, that a fanny pack secured to the dog was filled with marijuana and cash. Later in the evening, the brilliant owner of the dog arrived at the police station looking for his dog and his fanny pack. I don't know if he got either one back.

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    Re: Hello, Police, someone stole my pot

    Quote Originally Posted by wolfboy
    When I was in Athens (Ohio University) around 1996 or so, I remember a story that was similar to this. Someone had left their dog tied to a parking meter along Court St. for several hours. Eventually, a shop owner notified the police. When police came to get the dog, that a fanny pack secured to the dog was filled with marijuana and cash. Later in the evening, the brilliant owner of the dog arrived at the police station looking for his dog and his fanny pack. I don't know if he got either one back.
    I hope it wasn't Cliff.

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    Re: Hello, Police, someone stole my pot

    Quote Originally Posted by westofyou
    I hope it wasn't Cliff.
    Cliff didn't have a dog.
    Get your nunchucks and the keys to your dad's car. I know where we can get a gun

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    Re: Hello, Police, someone stole my pot

    Quote Originally Posted by pedro
    Cliff didn't have a dog.
    I hope Cliff didn't try to claim someone else's just for the score.
    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
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    Re: Hello, Police, someone stole my pot

    Quote Originally Posted by pedro
    Cliff didn't have a dog.
    Just bees and cats.


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