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  1. 08-04-2005, 12:31 PM #1
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    Mike Tyson...porn star?

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    August 3, 2005

    Mike Tyson is reportedly set to star in a porn film - with Jenna Jameson. The former boxing World Heavyweight Champion claims he is desperate for cash, after being hit with a tax bill for several million dollars, and a porn career is a tempting offer.

    The disgraced pugilist, who retired from boxing last month, was approached by Jenna's representatives to star as her partner in the X-rated movie.

    He is quoted by Britain's Zoo magazine as saying: "I just talked to a gentleman called Jimmy who's involved with Jenna Jameson. They said they were interested in getting me involved in the adult film industry
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    "I need the money up front."

    Meanwhile, American boxing journalist Pedro Fernandez believes Tyson, who was jailed for six years in 1992 on rape charges, would triumph in the sex industry - with his alleged 14-inch manhood.

    He explained: "According to court documentation from Tyson's rape trial, his member is at least 14 inches long.

    "If Tyson brings out some of the ferocity that made him a champion, he could definitely become a successful porn star."

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    Re: Mike Tyson...porn star?

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    Re: Mike Tyson...porn star?

    He would be smart to try to get a percentage of the gross, instead of having his money up front. Did I just use "smart" and "Tyson" in the same sentence?
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    Re: Mike Tyson...porn star?

    This poses the interesting question, what would Mike Tyson's pornstar name be?

    Most I can come up with would easily violate the board rules. Most related to the sport of boxing in some manner.
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    Re: Mike Tyson...porn star?

    I thought Jenna only did girl-girl scenes now?

    Well, that's what I've heard, in passing, by some strange guy.
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    Re: Mike Tyson...porn star?

    Quote Originally Posted by LoganBuck
    This poses the interesting question, what would Mike Tyson's pornstar name be?

    Most I can come up with would easily violate the board rules. Most related to the sport of boxing in some manner.
    From Mike Tyson's Punchout:

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    Re: Mike Tyson...porn star?

    Quote Originally Posted by Red Leader
    I thought Jenna only did girl-girl scenes now?

    Well, that's what I've heard, in passing, by some strange guy.
    I "heard from a friend" that she only does boy-girl stuff with her husband now and primarily does girl-girl. Let's face it though, her "star" is fading so this may be the chance she is looking for to put her name back up at the top of her industry. Not that I know much about this stuff.
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    Re: Mike Tyson...porn star?

    Quote Originally Posted by Red Leader
    I thought Jenna only did girl-girl scenes now?

    Well, that's what I've heard, in passing, by some strange guy.
    With a big name like Tyson she has a chance to make some good money.
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    Re: Mike Tyson...porn star?

    Quote Originally Posted by Red Leader
    From Mike Tyson's Punchout:

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  11. 08-04-2005, 01:37 PM #10
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    Re: Mike Tyson...porn star?

    Save, I really don't wanna know where you dig these storys up
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    Re: Mike Tyson...porn star?

    Quote Originally Posted by Caveat Emperor
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    Re: Mike Tyson...porn star?

    My big problem with seeing this movie would be listening to Mike make sexual sounding references to the talent with that voice of his. It would be off the unintentional comedy charts.
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    Re: Mike Tyson...porn star?

    Quote Originally Posted by Blimpie
    Piston Hurricane ruled.
    Ahh...Piston Hurricane was from the SNES version of "Super Punch Out" which failed due to it's non-inclusion of Mike Tyson.

    The original "Mike Tyson's Punch Out!" featured Piston Honda, who proudly declared that he would "Send you a TKO from Tokyo!"
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    Re: Mike Tyson...porn star?

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    Re: Mike Tyson...porn star?

    This story seems kind of made up. Does a real news story use the term "member?"
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