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    Husbands Of The Year Awards

    Time for our Redszone annual "Husbands Of The Year" awards...
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    Re: Husbands Of The Year Awards

    Great pics.
    Thank you Walt and Bob for going for it in 2010-2014!

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    Not fair! That guy can't possibly carry all those sticks while he's smoking. Might catch the whole bundle on fire. And if that happened, you know she'd bring it up every time she saw a flame.
    And maybe if bride number three were a little better looking her hubby wouldn't need all that beer. And by the looks of her posture, he's just trying to provide a little counter weight, don't you think?
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    Re: Husbands Of The Year Awards

    I boo them
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    Re: Husbands Of The Year Awards

    Quote Originally Posted by KronoRed
    I boo them
    As he tells his wife to bring home more apple juice.
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    I vote for #1. The guy is obviously a health nut who just wants his wife to get a little exercise.
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    Re: Husbands Of The Year Awards

    Quote Originally Posted by GAC
    As he tells his wife to bring home more apple juice.
    I buy the apple juice buddy
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    Re: Husbands Of The Year Awards

    Talk about timing ... Here's a new nominee

    http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe...eut/index.html

    Man forgets wife at gas station

    Monday, August 8, 2005; Posted: 10:36 a.m. EDT (14:36 GMT)

    ROME, Italy (Reuters) -- A Macedonian man left his wife at an Italian service station and only realized he had driven off without her six hours later, news agency Ansa said.

    The couple, who were travelling with their 4-year-old daughter, pulled over for petrol in the coastal city of Pesaro as they were heading back to their home to Germany.

    After filling the tank, the husband drove away -- without noticing that his 30-year-old wife, originally from Georgia, had got out of the car to go to the toilet.

    The woman, who had no money or documents with her, contacted the police who eventually traced her husband to Milan, some 340 km (210 miles) north of Pesaro, Ansa said.

    The husband told police he had not missed his wife because she always sat in the back of the car with their daughter.

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    Re: Husbands Of The Year Awards

    Did the Daughter not notice mommy was missing?
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    Re: Husbands Of The Year Awards

    ..and he didn't look in the mirror and not notice her missing?

    Something about this seems fishy.
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    The husband told police he had not missed his wife because she always sat in the back of the car with their daughter.
    You'd think the guy would take care of a wife that didn't constantly talk on a car trip Just kidding ladies.

    Hmm, I have a feeling I forgot something.. Did I forget to put the gas cap on? What is it?
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    Nice try.
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    Them damn Macedonians!
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    Re: Husbands Of The Year Awards

    It appears the story that 2844 brought up and picture number 2 are related.

    Picture number 1 appears that they are going through a divorce and she gets everything and he gets nothing.

    Picture number 3, well obviously each person is carrying their own beer. She obviously has a problem.

    Therefore, picture number 2 is the winner for me.
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