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    Where's my chair? REDREAD's Avatar
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    Great parental role models LOL

    In March, when Knoxville, Tenn., prosecutors ordered 582 parents of chronically truant students to a meeting to advise them of their responsibility to get their kids to school, 241 failed to show up. [Knoxville News-Sentinel, 3-16-05]
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    Re: Great parental role models LOL

    Funny but sad too.

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    Re: Great parental role models LOL

    It's amazing, you have to have a license to drive a car, but any idiot couple with ten minutes of free time can become parents.
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    Re: Great parental role models LOL

    Quote Originally Posted by SunDeck
    It's amazing, you have to have a license to drive a car, but any idiot couple with ten minutes of free time can become parents.
    Ten minutes?
    Will trade this space for a #1 starter.

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    Re: Great parental role models LOL

    Quote Originally Posted by creek14
    Ten minutes?
    the clothes don't just take themselves off do they??
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    Re: Great parental role models LOL

    Quote Originally Posted by creek14
    Ten minutes?
    that's from the female point of view. Guys don't need anywhere near that long.

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    Re: Great parental role models LOL

    Quote Originally Posted by LincolnparkRed
    the clothes don't just take themselves off do they??
    Some do
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    Re: Great parental role models LOL

    Quote Originally Posted by creek14
    Ten minutes?
    Yup - if you include the 9 minutes and 18 seconds of cuddling afterwards.
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    Re: Great parental role models LOL

    In other time issues and sex news
    So. It was a lie.

    The whole 5-hour tantric sex thing was simply made up by Sting to goad Bob Geldof at a dinner where Geldof and Bono were guests. He admits as much in a forthcoming BBC interview:

    "It was simply me and Geldof complaining. We were chatting and talking about having hours of sex. It then became really a joke that went around the world like a forest fire."

    Sting tries to laugh off the joke with another joke: "I have frantic sex, which is just as good as tantric sex."
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    Re: Great parental role models LOL

    Parents should never be role models...That job should be left up to professional atheletes

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    Re: Great parental role models LOL

    Quote Originally Posted by Puffy
    Yup - if you include the 9 minutes and 18 seconds of cuddling afterwards.
    An honest man.
    Will trade this space for a #1 starter.

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    Re: Great parental role models LOL

    Quote Originally Posted by creek14
    Ten minutes?
    Who do they think I am...Lance Armstrong?
    "panic" only comes from having real expectations

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    Re: Great parental role models LOL

    I swear thats never happened before.....
    "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
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