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    If a cow were stoned ..... how would you know?

    Russian cows get new feed: marijuana
    'I don’t know what the milk will be like after this,' drug agency officer says

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    Updated: 5:03 a.m. ET Aug. 16, 2005


    MOSCOW - Russia’s long winter will just fly by for a herd of Russian cows which, a newspaper reported on Tuesday, will be fed confiscated marijuana over the cold months.

    Drug workers said they adopted the unusual form of animal husbandry after they were forced to destroy the sunflowers and maize crops that the 40 ton of marijuana had been planted among, Novye Izvestia daily reported.

    “There is simply no other way out. You see, the fields are planted with feed crops and if we remove it all the cows will have nothing to eat,” a Federal Drugs Control Service spokeswoman for the Urals region of Sverdlovsk told the paper. “I don’t know what the milk will be like after this.”

    Drug use in Russia took off with the decline of the Soviet Union and police have been fighting drug smugglers — often shipping heroin from Afghanistan — for years.

    Such large hauls are relatively common, although they are normally burned.
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    Re: If a cow were stoned ..... how would you know?

    Those crazy Russians - what will they think of next.

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    Re: If a cow were stoned ..... how would you know?

    "panic" only comes from having real expectations

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    Re: If a cow were stoned ..... how would you know?

    If a cow were really stoned, she'd probably get a craving for a Whopper with cheese and a chocolate shake.
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    “There is simply no other way out. You see, the fields are planted with feed crops and if we remove it all the cows will have nothing to eat,” a Federal Drugs Control Service spokeswoman for the Urals region of Sverdlovsk told the paper.
    But if you feed them marijuana aren't they going to get the munchies? Then they'll want to eat more and pretty soon they won't have anything to eat. It's a vicious cycle.
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    It would be interesting if they observed the effect on the cows, but somehow I doubt they'll follow up on this.
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    And farmer Jones kept blaming his wife for stealin' his stash and wondered why the cows produced more whenever they heard Iron Butterfly!
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    Re: If a cow were stoned ..... how would you know?

    There's no way that the USDA would let that milk go into the marketplace if that happened in this country.
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    If a cow were stoned ..... how would you know?
    1. All the paper clips in the barn are gone

    2. Lingering around the water trough due to cotton mouth

    3. Looks like this guy


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    Re: If a cow were stoned ..... how would you know?

    Quote Originally Posted by westofyou
    1. All the paper clips in the barn are gone

    2. Lingering around the water trough due to cotton mouth

    3. Looks like this guy
    4. Hangs out for hours in the farmer's basement with her "friend", the donkey.

    5. Has an insatiable appetite for gummi bears.

    6. Can't hold her job at the Jiffy Lube.

    7. Can recite entire episodes of South Park from memory.

    8. Keeps yelling...."More COW BELL, Maaaan!"

    9. Breathless laughter coming from her stall.

    10. The obvious sign....bong ring around her snout.
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    Re: If a cow were stoned ..... how would you know?

    Keeps a can if air freshener near by to hide the pot smell
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    Re: If a cow were stoned ..... how would you know?

    I miss Adam Dunn.

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    Re: If a cow were stoned ..... how would you know?

    Quote Originally Posted by Unassisted
    There's no way that the USDA would let that milk go into the marketplace if that happened in this country.
    that's interesting. I just assumed they were beef cows. I would think that it would eventually work it's way out of beef cows (not that I'd want my kids eating it).. Never thought about the possiblity of "herb milk" going to market.
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    Quote Originally Posted by REDREAD
    that's interesting. I just assumed they were beef cows. I would think that it would eventually work it's way out of beef cows (not that I'd want my kids eating it).. Never thought about the possiblity of "herb milk" going to market.
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