You must be Frank Costanza's lawyer.Originally Posted by M2
With Thanksgiving just around the corner, I just wanted to take a moment and thank the wonderful characters of Redszone.
Wow....I'm ugly and fat
Richard Simmons? C'mon man. I ain't sweatin to any oldies.
'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
-Snoop on his retirement
Your Mom is happy.
Just poking around in the archives, and this thread deserves a bump every so often.
We'll go down in history as the first society that wouldn't save itself because it wasn't cost effective ~ Kurt Vonnegut
This thread still makes me laugh.
Thought I'd get ahead of the curve and submit my picture. By the way, this is a picture of Mrs. Ltlabner and me from when we were "courting". Judging by her facial expression I'd say she was rather smitten with me.
Fortunatley, through my persistant pursuit (read: stalking) I was able to win her over (read: wear her down) and the rest has been 5 years of wedded bliss (read: Mexican Standoff).
Anywho, you'll be able to notice me in public because of my red shirt, striking physique and killer pomopadour.
Last edited by Ltlabner; 12-14-2006 at 07:34 AM.
For some reason this reminds me of the standup comedian's line:5 years of wedded bliss (read: Mexican Standoff).
"I bought life insurance...and my wife bought life insurance......so now it's down to just a waiting game..."
"In baseball, you don't know nothin'"...Yogi Berra
A Google image search for "GL" turned up this fine photo of me:
It's only funny if mcclain can find you.......
On edit - it looks like some people are "missing"...maybe Josh can find "new people".
Last edited by Heath; 12-14-2006 at 05:04 PM.
Some people play baseball. Baseball plays Jay Bruce.
M2 is missing on the thread. Too bad, it was quite impressive, as I recall.
We'll go down in history as the first society that wouldn't save itself because it wasn't cost effective ~ Kurt Vonnegut
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