-Chicks who cannot understand what the words "lip wax" mean.
-Visible panty lines
-Finding out that her Wonder Bra lied.
-"Come here...go away"
-Inappropriate spandex
-Camel...well...you know
-Pencilbrows
-Excessive narcissism
-Unnecessary drama
-Chicks who cannot understand what the words "lip wax" mean.
-Visible panty lines
-Finding out that her Wonder Bra lied.
-"Come here...go away"
-Inappropriate spandex
-Camel...well...you know
-Pencilbrows
-Excessive narcissism
-Unnecessary drama
"The problem with strikeouts isn't that they hurt your team, it's that they hurt your feelings..." --Rob Neyer
"The single most important thing for a hitter is to get a good pitch to hit. A good hitter can hit a pitch that’s over the plate three times better than a great hitter with a ball in a tough spot.”
--Ted Williams
I forgot one, women who think batting average is cool.
Grape works as a soda. Sort of as a gum. I wonder why it doesn't work as a pie. Grape pie? There's no grape pie. - Larry David
Poseurs
Bureaucrats
Snivelers
Whiners
Slack-asses
We'll go down in history as the first society that wouldn't save itself because it wasn't cost effective ~ Kurt Vonnegut
#1 on my list....fake boobs. I find them very unattractive. Most men think I'm nuts for this.
Grape works as a soda. Sort of as a gum. I wonder why it doesn't work as a pie. Grape pie? There's no grape pie. - Larry David
Is that Slack-ass term a physical description or a type of work ethic?Originally Posted by RFS62
I'm definitely not down with the former fo sho!!
I honestly can't see myself being compatible with someone who is so into their breast size that they felt the need to undergo the knife. Doesn't compute to me.Originally Posted by MWM
A girl's worth isn't measured by her breast size, unless she decides it is.
Amway people.
Beer in cans.
Single ply toilet paper.
Authority.
Bob Boone.
Overcooked rice and pasta.
Reds ushers.
Too tight jeans.
Harley clothes on those who don't own one.
I've been to dinner at Jimmy Buffet's house, and I've eaten it at a homeless shelter. And there's great joy and harrowing terror to be found in both places.
-Todd Snider
Jealous? :Originally Posted by Puffy
But I have to agree. While living in Spain it was a real turnoff that some of the girls had better mustaches then me.
"In my day you had musicians who experimented with drugs. Now it's druggies experimenting with music" - Alfred G Clark (circa 1972)
little kicks?.... or a full body dry heave?Originally Posted by Falls City Beer
"In my day you had musicians who experimented with drugs. Now it's druggies experimenting with music" - Alfred G Clark (circa 1972)
Keep it real. I agree.Originally Posted by MWM
"Hey...Dad. Wanna Have A Catch?" Kevin Costner in "Field Of Dreams."
I pretty much agree with Randy's list. Oh personal questions I could usually handle, and I'll admit that when I was single physical attractiveness in a female tended to hide a mulitude of sins.Originally Posted by RANDY IN CHAR NC
"Hey...Dad. Wanna Have A Catch?" Kevin Costner in "Field Of Dreams."
Poor grammar. Huge turnoff for former English majors like me. English is my wife's second language and she speaks it better than a lot of Americans I know.
Customer support from India.
I don't speak two languages, so I admire anyone who can. I also don't try to explain computer problems to people who don't speak english.
We'll go down in history as the first society that wouldn't save itself because it wasn't cost effective ~ Kurt Vonnegut
women who...
...are unintelligent
...don't curse like a sailor
...aren't sexually adventurous
...lack independence and spirit
Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves. -- Carl Sagan (Pale Blue Dot)
Don't forget some other consultant favorites:Originally Posted by Yachtzee
Paradigm
Esprit De Corps
Skill Set
Win-Win
Outside the Box
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