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    Resident optimist OldRightHander's Avatar
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    Words with two meanings

    1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
    Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
    Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

    2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
    Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
    Male.... Playing football without a cup.

    3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
    Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's
    partner.
    Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the
    boys.

    4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
    Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
    Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

    5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
    Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
    Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

    6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
    Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
    Male...... A source of entertainment, self-_expression, male
    bonding.

    7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
    Female...... The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can
    achieve.
    Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

    8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
    Female... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
    Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5
    minutes.

    AND;

    He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to
    put in it.

    She said . . . You wear pants don't you?

    He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
    She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while
    I sit on the sofa and fart!

    He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
    gave you?
    She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

    He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet
    paper?
    She said We don't know; it has never happened.

    He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,
    caring and Good- looking?
    She said ...... . . They already have boyfriends.

    She said...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is
    every night?
    He said . . . A widow.

    He said . . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
    She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and
    go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

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    Re: Words with two meanings

    LOL Great stuff
    In those things which we commit to practice we can master, and with mastery we have the freedom to use these skills whenever we desire, without this practice we are slaves to our inability.

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    Re: Words with two meanings

    Quote Originally Posted by RedsFan75
    LOL Great stuff
    Here, here!
    Small market fan... always hoping, but never expecting.


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