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    company working on developing musical breast implants

    http://www.dehavilland.co.uk/webhost...earchid=234672

    Breast enhancements need not only be about looks and sex appeal. They could soon have a functional purpose too.

    A company is currently developing a microchip that stores music files and can be built into a breast implant, the Sun reports.

    BT Futurology apparently intend on developing a musical double act for the bosoms, which would see an MP3 player installed in one mammary, and music files in the other.

    The whole ensemble could then be managed via Bluetooth wireless technology.

    Company analyst Ian Pearson said: "It is now very hard for me to think of breast implants as just decorative.

    "If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."
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    Re: company working on developing musical breast implants



    Sad thing is.....this is a serious article.
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    Re: company working on developing musical breast implants

    I don't know if that idea will fly. Seems like a total bust to me.

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    Re: company working on developing musical breast implants

    Quote Originally Posted by OldRightHander
    Seems like a total bust to me.
    He made a joke, and he didn't even know it.

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    Re: company working on developing musical breast implants

    Quote Originally Posted by redsfan30
    He made a joke, and he didn't even know it.

    That was completely intended. My sense of humor is a bit dry at times.

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    Re: company working on developing musical breast implants

    most expensive pair of headphones ever.

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    Re: company working on developing musical breast implants

    Quote Originally Posted by MrCinatit
    most expensive pair of headphones ever.
    Hmm...one for each ear.

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    Re: company working on developing musical breast implants

    We're becoming a bread and circus society full of ideas that you would swear come from Beavis and Butthead.

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    Re: company working on developing musical breast implants

    So, how do you suppose you dial in a radio station with these?

    Pay attention to the open sky

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    Re: company working on developing musical breast implants

    Quote Originally Posted by Roy Tucker
    So, how do you suppose you dial in a radio station with these?
    I don't know, but it sure sounds more user friendly than the remote for my stereo.

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    Re: company working on developing musical breast implants

    "I am sorry, it's not working out between us. I just can't stand your playlist."

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    Re: company working on developing musical breast implants

    MP3 Playlist for Musical Breast Implants:

    "Touch Me" - The Doors
    "Keep Your Hands to Yourself" - Georgia Satellites
    "Rub You the Right Way" - Johnny Gill
    "I Touch Myself" - The Divinyls
    "I Feel You" - Depeche Mode
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    Re: company working on developing musical breast implants

    Quote Originally Posted by Roy Tucker
    So, how do you suppose you dial in a radio station with these?
    Come in Tokyo!
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    Re: company working on developing musical breast implants

    Quote Originally Posted by MrCinatit
    most expensive pair of headphones ever.
    but damn comfortable!

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    Re: company working on developing musical breast implants

    Quote Originally Posted by MrCinatit
    most expensive pair of headphones ever.
    maybe the most comfortable pair of headphones ever.
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