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    Re: company working on developing musical breast implants

    Quote Originally Posted by Roy Tucker
    So, how do you suppose you dial in a radio station with these?
    Don't know but I could probably amuse myself while trying.
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    Re: company working on developing musical breast implants

    Well at least it'll be much easier to tell whose are fake
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    Re: company working on developing musical breast implants

    I think we've just about milked this topic for all it's worth.

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    Re: company working on developing musical breast implants

    This would save strip bars a fortune. They wouldn't need any sound system anymore since the strippers provide their own music.
    The Rally Onion wants 150 fans before Opening Day.

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    Re: company working on developing musical breast implants

    Quote Originally Posted by OldRightHander
    I think we've just about milked this topic for all it's worth.
    Honestly I don't think we've started. I bet the Man Show could have spent an entire season on the topic.
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    Re: company working on developing musical breast implants

    Quote Originally Posted by Chip R
    This would save strip bars a fortune. They wouldn't need any sound system anymore since the strippers provide their own music.
    wire bras could make a comeback for their improved reception.
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    Re: company working on developing musical breast implants

    Quote Originally Posted by savafan
    "If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."
    He thinks they don't do anything useful as is?
    Thank you Walt and Bob for going for it in 2010-2014!

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    Re: company working on developing musical breast implants

    Just think if they could pick up streaming broadcasts from the internet. "The Reds are on your wife's chest!"

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    Re: company working on developing musical breast implants

    Quote Originally Posted by Yachtzee
    Just think if they could pick up streaming broadcasts from the internet. "The Reds are on your wife's chest!"
    I'm not sure if Marty and Steve coming out of your lady's chest is really a selling point.
    The Rally Onion wants 150 fans before Opening Day.

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    Re: company working on developing musical breast implants

    Quote Originally Posted by Chip R
    I'm not sure if Marty and Steve coming out of your lady's chest is really a selling point.
    would you rather have this guy?

    My dad got to enjoy 3 Reds World Championships by the time he was my age. So far, I've only gotten to enjoy one. Step it up Redlegs!

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    Re: company working on developing musical breast implants

    Quote Originally Posted by Chip R
    I'm not sure if Marty and Steve coming out of your lady's chest is really a selling point.
    Yep, at times like that, Marty is the last thing on my mind.

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    Re: company working on developing musical breast implants

    Quote Originally Posted by Chip R
    I'm not sure if Marty and Steve coming out of your lady's chest is really a selling point.

    Yes, it would kind of spoil the mood to hear emails talking about who makes the best BarBQ.
    Thank you Walt and Bob for going for it in 2010-2014!

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    Re: company working on developing musical breast implants

    Quote Originally Posted by REDREAD
    Yes, it would kind of spoil the mood to hear emails talking about who makes the best BarBQ.
    But there are a few appropriate things you might hear as well.

    1. "They need to turn two here."

    2. "And he's safe at second with the head first slide."

    3. "...that will be good for extra bases."

    4. "That was the nicest curve I've seen all game."

    5. "That second baseman has the quickest hands I've ever seen."

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    Re: company working on developing musical breast implants

    They should put a cell phone in there.

    It would be nice to see a hot babe walking down the street talking to her boobs.

    "Can you hear me now?"
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    Re: company working on developing musical breast implants

    Suggested Product Names
    The Double D-Pod
    The Classic Rack Station
    Head Lights, Head Phones
    XXX-M Radio Network
    Soft Favorites
    The Other Boob Tube

    Suggested Musical Endorsement
    Squeeze

    Suggested Theme Songs
    Iím Saline Away
    Get Jiggle With It
    Baby Got Front

    Makes all the routine posts.


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