So I decide to come into the office today and lo and behold, one of my colleagues, who has a bad cold and is pregnant (moody alert) decides to come in today to get some things done as well. So I'm sitting here trying to get some paperwork done, lovely Roth IRA apps and the like, and I have this person sitting at a computer across the office just sniffling away. It's almost like clockwork. Count five seconds and *SNIFF*, five more seconds and *SNIFF*. I have my headphones on listening to Lance and I have the volume up about as loud as I can stand it and I still can't drown her out. I'm either going to just head home in the next few minutes, or I'm going to walk over there and say, "Could you please just blow that darn thing and spare us the incessant sound effects?!" I think I should have worked from home or in the field today and saved the paperwork for tomorrow.