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    David Copperfield wants to impregnate a woman on stage without touching her



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    Acclaimed illusionist DAVID COPPERFIELD is hoping to impregnate a female participant on stage without touching her, for his latest trick.

    The American magician, who was once engaged to supermodel CLAUDIA SCHIFFER, promises sex will not be involved, but refused to elaborate on the controversial plans.

    He tells German magazine Galore, "There is a great deal of new territory to conquer. In my next show I'm going to make a girl pregnant on stage.

    "Naturally it will be without sex. Everyone will be happy about it, but I'm not telling you any more."

    Copperfield's show An Intimate Evening of Grand Illusion is currently touring Germany.
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    Re: David Copperfield wants to impregnate a woman on stage without touching her

    I'd like to perform this stunt in front of a crowd as well except I'd like to do it the more traditional way.

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    Re: David Copperfield wants to impregnate a woman on stage without touching her

    That's how my lady was impregnated as well, Dad... really.
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    Re: David Copperfield wants to impregnate a woman on stage without touching her

    so, really, all in all, this is only a fancy way for David to attempt to - as they say - "get some".

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    Re: David Copperfield wants to impregnate a woman on stage without touching her

    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycint
    I'd like to perform this stunt in front of a crowd as well except I'd like to do it the more traditional way.
    Britney Spears does it in her concerts.

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    Re: David Copperfield wants to impregnate a woman on stage without touching her

    most guys are looking to do the exact opposite.
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    Re: David Copperfield wants to impregnate a woman on stage without touching her

    I actually like the touching part of impregnation.
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    Re: David Copperfield wants to impregnate a woman on stage without touching her

    I'm the anti-copperfield. I want touch a woman on stage without impregnating her.
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    Re: David Copperfield wants to impregnate a woman on stage without touching her

    and on a side note, can you imagine the child support/custody battle?
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    Re: David Copperfield wants to impregnate a woman on stage without touching her

    Quote Originally Posted by ochre
    I'm the anti-copperfield. I want touch a woman on stage without impregnating her.


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    Re: David Copperfield wants to impregnate a woman on stage without touching her

    Quote Originally Posted by macro
    Britney Spears does it in her concerts.
    I'd like to accompany her sometime. I gotta be better in the sack than Kevin Federline!

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    Re: David Copperfield wants to impregnate a woman on stage without touching her

    Quote Originally Posted by Jaycint
    I'd like to accompany her sometime. I gotta be better in the sack than Kevin Federline!
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    Re: David Copperfield wants to impregnate a woman on stage without touching her

    Maybe that is why Claudia Schiffer broke up with him...David? Ever hear of foreplay?"
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    Re: David Copperfield wants to impregnate a woman on stage without touching her

    Quote Originally Posted by GAC
    Maybe that is why Claudia Schiffer broke up with him...David? Ever hear of foreplay?"
    I was going to go with the "small anatomy" and possibly make a joke about playing the old board game "Operation" but I'll pass in the interest of good taste.
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    Re: David Copperfield wants to impregnate a woman on stage without touching her

    Quote Originally Posted by savafan
    Do you at least know how to wear your ball cap?


    Haha, yeah I can put my hat on straight for her. As soon as we're done though it goes back to Sabathia style.


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