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    Movie Scenes that cause Milk to shoot out your nose

    What scenes are there that you personally find to be the funniest. The "you can't stop laughing no matter how hard you try" scenes. The "fart" scenes or the outrageous scenes, whatever. What scenes do you find to be the funniest.

    I have a couple - but I'll start with Anchorman. When Ron Burgandy asks out Veronica Corningstar for the first time and she says yes. And Ron gets a, ummmmmm, woody. That whole scene kills me.
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    Re: Movie Scenes that cause Milk to shoot out your nose

    Harold & Kumar dancing with their "sack"
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    The scene from "Pulp Fiction" when they first bring The Gimp out of the box. I dropped my drink and it rolled all the way to the front of the theatre.
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    When the cop drinks the piss in Dumd and Dumber.
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    Re: Movie Scenes that cause Milk to shoot out your nose

    When Darth Vader screams "Nooooooooooooooooooo"

    When Michael J. Fox hits Sean Penn in the head with a shovel in that war film.

    When Sean Penn buys some sodas in Bad Boys

    Anything that Buster Keaton does prior to 1930

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    When Sean Penn buys some sodas in Bad Boys
    Not so cool when he was buying them, but WAY cool when he puts them to use.
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    Re: Movie Scenes that cause Milk to shoot out your nose

    The scene in Ace Ventura II when they're in the tent and they are playing Simon says over the sacred word and guy keeps kneeling.

    "Shishkabob"
    "Shawshank Redemption"
    "Chi-ca-go"

    "you're outta there"

    Cracks me up.
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    Re: Movie Scenes that cause Milk to shoot out your nose

    Braveheart, which is not really known for humor, had a couple. I still like the line where the two women are walking through the hallway in the castle and they're conversing in French. The one mentions that she knows what the army is up to and the other asks her how she knows that bit of information. The rest of the subtitled conversation, as best as I can remember, goes:

    "Last night I slept with a member of the military council."

    "He shouldn't be telling secrets in bed."

    "Yeah, Englishmen don't know what a tongue is for."

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    Re: Movie Scenes that cause Milk to shoot out your nose

    Several scenes and one-liners from The Big Lebowski ... too many to name.

    When the FBI agent in Boondock Saints recreates and acts out the crime scene he's investigating ... "This place was Armageddon! There was a firefight!"
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    Re: Movie Scenes that cause Milk to shoot out your nose

    Napoleon towing his 30yr old brother on skates with his 10 speed.

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    Re: Movie Scenes that cause Milk to shoot out your nose

    The entire first Naked Gun movie, and about 2/3 of the 2nd one.
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    Re: Movie Scenes that cause Milk to shoot out your nose

    If we are only restricted to movies, then I would have to say the catholic/protestan part of The Meaning of Life always kills me. Also in Tommy Boy, when Tommy wants the wings is pretty good too. Stupid humor, I know, but I love it.

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    Re: Movie Scenes that cause Milk to shoot out your nose

    Quote Originally Posted by MWM
    When the cop drinks the piss in Dumd and Dumber.
    Dumb and Dumber immediately came to mind for me, too.

    For some reason, the scene where the Jeff Daniels character pelts the girl right in the face with a snowball gave some of us fits when it came out. The sound effects for that are great when played in surround sound.

    Also, we absolutely cannot overlook the Daniels character's problems in the toilet.

    (My memory's getting bad. I can't remember the characters' names.)

    One more: the "beans" scene in Blazing Saddles. Of course, Blazing Saddles is ripe with such funny scenes.

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    Re: Movie Scenes that cause Milk to shoot out your nose

    I like when Tommy goes "No, it doesnt hurt here...or here so much... right here (motioning to a hidious red mark across his face)"

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    Re: Movie Scenes that cause Milk to shoot out your nose

    The scene with the cat and the cremation remnants from "Meet the Parents".
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