Anchorman....The line that gets Ron fired.."Go (deleted) yourself, Sand Diego."
I laughed for 15 minutes after that one. Not so much the line, but the delivery was sooooo good.
Anchorman....The line that gets Ron fired.."Go (deleted) yourself, Sand Diego."
I laughed for 15 minutes after that one. Not so much the line, but the delivery was sooooo good.
Nothing to see here. Please disperse.
When the tidal wave approaches in "The Poseidon Adventure."
"Midnight Madness" starring David Naughton and Michael J. Fox
But seriously, the pool exchange between Ronnie (David Cross) and Kayla (Nikki Cox)in "Run Ronnie Run" is the most brilliant comic scene in film history.
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“And when finally they sense that some position cannot be sustained, they do not re-examine their ideas. Instead, they simply change the subject.” Jamie Galbraith
I don't drink milk.
Austin Powers:The Spy Who Shagged Me - The tent scene where the light and the sillhouette made it look like Heather Graham was pulling all of those different objects out of Mike Meyer's butt.
Or hearing Fat Bastard saying that he "has a turtle head poking out". I had never quite heard that expression for doing #2.
Or when Michael Caine played Nigel Powers in Goldmember and had this to say about Mini Me:
My word, you're a tripod. What do you feed that thing? It's like a baby's arm holding an apple. The good news is, you ever get tired, you can use it as a kickstand."
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The scene from Ace Venture:Nature Calls when he is in the mechanical rhino and the ventilation quits. He starts sweating real bad and stats peeling off his clothes. He is finally stark naked and is trying squeeze out the rhino's rump. Meanwhile, bystanders are thinking they are seeing a mother rhino about to give birth, so they are watching intently, only to then see this sweaty, naked human come spitting out!
"In my day you had musicians who experimented with drugs. Now it's druggies experimenting with music" - Alfred G Clark (circa 1972)
When the family and I go somewhere in the car during the summer and we get back into the car to go home, I always squeeze in a "pretty hot in these rrrhino's...." line, and then a "wwwwarm." The kids love it. The wife, not so much.Originally Posted by GAC
The scene from Ace Venture:Nature Calls when he is in the mechanical rhino and the ventilation quits. He starts sweating real bad and stats peeling off his clothes. He is finally stark naked and is trying squeeze out the rhino's rump. Meanwhile, bystanders are thinking they are seeing a mother rhino about to give birth, so they are watching intently, only to then see this sweaty, naked human come spitting out!
'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
-Snoop on his retirement
Your Mom is happy.
Pretty much all of Wedding Crashers...but the best part is when Vince Vaughn tells his secretary he doesn't want to be set up with her friend.
Also pretty much all of Out Cold.
The Life of Brian
The whole movie. I just plain lose it.
History of the World Part I
Dole Office Clerk: Occupation?
Comicus: Stand-up philosopher.
Dole Office Clerk: What?
Comicus: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human existence into a viable and meaningful comprehension.
Dole Office Clerk: Oh, a <expletive deleted> artist!
Comicus: Hmmmmmm...
Dole Office Clerk: Did you <expletive deleted> last week?
Comicus: No.
Dole Office Clerk: Did you TRY to <expletive delted> last week?
Comicus: YES!
"The problem with strikeouts isn't that they hurt your team, it's that they hurt your feelings..." --Rob Neyer
"The single most important thing for a hitter is to get a good pitch to hit. A good hitter can hit a pitch that’s over the plate three times better than a great hitter with a ball in a tough spot.”
--Ted Williams
This wasn't a comedy, but I loved Olympia Dukakis in Steel Magnolias. I loved the scene where she was trying to get Sally Fields to slug Shirley MacLaine.
"Whatever you choose, however many roads you travel, I hope that you choose not to be a lady. I hope you will find some way to break the rules and make a little trouble out there. And I also hope that you will choose to make some of that trouble on behalf of women." - Nora Ephron
The Holy Grail
"It's only a flesh wound."
Dumb and Dumber
Lloyd (Jim Carey) trades in the dogmobile for a moped "straight up". Harry (Jeff Daniels) says to Lloyd "You do something like this and TOTALLY redeem yourself."
Rat Race
Very underated comedy. The one scene that gets me is actually two-fold. First Jon Lovitz's character will not stop the van so his daughter can go the bathroom. He asks if she can go in a bottle and she replies "I'm prairie dogging it." He gets the visual and tells her to hang her rear out the window.
Next time we see the family they are pulled over by police. One police officer is writing Lovitz a ticket while you see the other wiping off the windsheld of the police cruiser.
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If you are looking for a under-rated silly/stupid humor movie, I recommend "HIGH SCHOOL HIGH" with Jon Lovitz.
Classic stuff,
"Isn't it a little early to be drinking?"
"Who stops?"
Peter Falk, Alan Arkin in "The In-Laws":
"Serpentine, Shell!"
Bill Murray in "Caddyshack":
"Cinderella Story"
And I agree with SteelSD, just about all of "Life of Brian".
"Incontinentia...Buttocks!"
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Next Reds manager, second shooter. --Confirmed on Redszone.
Caddyshack has quite a few.....
Bill Murray's chat with Chevy....
"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet...and I get on as a looper at a course in the Himalayas.
Chevy: A looper?
A looper. You know, a caddy, a looper...a jock.
So I tell them I'm a pro jock and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. With flowing robes, grace, bald, striking. I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one. Big hitter, the Lama. Long! Into a 10 foot crevice right at the base of this glacier!
Do you know what the Lama says? "Gunga galunga. Gunga gunga da gunga."
So we finish and he's going to stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama! "How about a little something,you know, for the effort?"
And he says, "There won't be any money...but when you die, on your deathbed...you will receive total consciousness."
So I've got that going for me...which is nice.
Then the scene where the the golf course workers and caddies are in the bushes making bets on whether Ted Knight's nephew Spalding will pick his nose, and then more bets on whether he'll eat it.
We were talking in the breakroom last night about Up In Smoke too. Alot of good stuff in there. It's coming out on DVD. Also - Cheech and Chong are getting ready to make another "stoner" movie from what I've read.
"In my day you had musicians who experimented with drugs. Now it's druggies experimenting with music" - Alfred G Clark (circa 1972)
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