An insomniac dyslexic agnostic lay awake all night wondering if there was a Dog.Originally Posted by OldRightHander
The next day he mentioned it at the dyslexic's convention and started an argument ....
The dyslexic atheist claimed there was no Dog.
But the dyslexic priest insisted there was a Dog.
"Fine," said the dyslexic philosopher, "but Dog is dead."
"Well," countered a dyslexic fatalist, "it really doesn't matter. Even if there were a Dog, he wouldn't come if you called him!"
"Ah," said the priest, "Dog ex machina!"