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    Check out what this Welsh soccer fan did to "celebrate" his team's victory

    http://www.smh.com.au/news/breaking-...016820398.html

    "It wasn't a bet but I said I'd cut my b*lls off if we won.

    "I listened to the game on the radio at home by myself.

    "After the match I got up for a pee and saw the cutters in the bathroom.

    "Gethin had left them after repairing the chain on my toilet.

    "I remembered what I'd said and thought he had left them for me.

    "I thought 'Oh no, I haven't got to do anything like that have I' and then I thought 'You can do it'.

    "So I started hacking away at my tackle.

    "It took about 10 minutes and there was quite a bit of pain but I just kept going.

    "The cutters were blunt so I had to keep snipping."

    After picking his testicles from the toilet bowl, he went to the social club.

    "I went in and shouted out 'I've done it!'," Mr Huish said.

    "I took my b*lls out and passed them in the bag to a friend.

    "Some people then laid me on the floor."

    Mr Huish continues to see a psychiatrist.

    "I think about what happened every day and still haven't come up with a good reason why," he said.

    "I'd had a lot going on and felt a bit down.

    "I can't have kids now but still want a family - maybe I'll adopt."
    ". . . acquiring J. Blanton from Oakland for, apparently, Bailey/Cueto, Votto and a lesser prospect. I do it in a second . . . The Reds' equation this year is simple: Make Matt Belisle your #3 starter . . . trade for Blanton, win 85 or more, be in the mix all summer." - Paul Daugherty, Feb. 8, 2008

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    Re: Check out what this Welsh soccer fan did to "celebrate" his team's victory

    Were you going to ask if there are any Reds fans willing to step up and make this pledge for the next time the Reds make the playoffs?

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    Re: Check out what this Welsh soccer fan did to "celebrate" his team's victory

    "I'd had a lot going on and felt a bit down.

    So, naturally, he wacked off his goobers.
    "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
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    Re: Check out what this Welsh soccer fan did to "celebrate" his team's victory

    Quote Originally Posted by RFS62
    So, naturally, he wacked off his goobers.
    I believe the term he used was tackle.
    ". . . acquiring J. Blanton from Oakland for, apparently, Bailey/Cueto, Votto and a lesser prospect. I do it in a second . . . The Reds' equation this year is simple: Make Matt Belisle your #3 starter . . . trade for Blanton, win 85 or more, be in the mix all summer." - Paul Daugherty, Feb. 8, 2008

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    Re: Check out what this Welsh soccer fan did to "celebrate" his team's victory

    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnati chili
    I believe the term he used was tackle.


    I stand corrected.

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    Re: Check out what this Welsh soccer fan did to "celebrate" his team's victory

    I'm curious, did he listen to the Dan O'Brien speech after the "match" but right before he went to the bathroom?
    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

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    Re: Check out what this Welsh soccer fan did to "celebrate" his team's victory

    And this guy THEN SAYS he'd like to have a family (kids).... that takes balls (to even say that)
    "panic" only comes from having real expectations

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    Re: Check out what this Welsh soccer fan did to "celebrate" his team's victory

    Quote Originally Posted by GAC
    And this guy THEN SAYS he'd like to have a family (kids).... that takes balls (to even say that)
    It might be a blessing in disguise... people this stupid should not be allowed to reproduce.
    Small market fan... always hoping, but never expecting.

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    Re: Check out what this Welsh soccer fan did to "celebrate" his team's victory

    He's fulfilled the requirement for a Darwin Award.
    What if this wasn't a rhetorical question?

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    Re: Check out what this Welsh soccer fan did to "celebrate" his team's victory

    It takes balls to do something like that...well atleast once

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    Re: Check out what this Welsh soccer fan did to "celebrate" his team's victory

    I'd like to see what happens when he tries to adopt a kid and they ask him why he can't have kids.
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    Re: Check out what this Welsh soccer fan did to "celebrate" his team's victory

    Thats the Welsh for you !!!!!

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    Re: Check out what this Welsh soccer fan did to "celebrate" his team's victory

    I'm so glad I'm a woman.

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    Re: Check out what this Welsh soccer fan did to "celebrate" his team's victory

    Quote Originally Posted by creek14
    I'm so glad I'm a woman.
    Yes... but a woman with balls!
    "panic" only comes from having real expectations


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