This is very important.
Always.....
No, wait.
Never.....
Aw, what the hell.
This is very important.
Always.....
No, wait.
Never.....
Aw, what the hell.
We'll go down in history as the first society that wouldn't save itself because it wasn't cost effective ~ Kurt Vonnegut
Tell her you like her.
If she doesn't call back after you leave two messages, she doesn't like you.
"I prefer books and movies where the conflict isn't of the extreme cannibal apocalypse variety I guess." Redsfaithful
-Even if you're sure your head will fit, do not attempt to crawl under an electric fence unless you are certain your ass will too.
-Wonder bras lie.
-If you read comics for fun, do not disclose this early on in a dating relationship. Instead, claim that you collect "pop art" for the "investment potential".
-When your woman asks you a difficult question about her looks/weight/clothes/hair, you have implied permission to lie if necessary. But for God's sake DON'T PAUSE when you do so.
-Trying to cover up the smell of vomit with Brut cologne just makes it smell like vomit and Brut cologne.
-When dating a girl who wants to "save herself for marriage", do NOT ask her if she'd buy a car without a test drive first. For some reason, they don't like that analogy.
"The problem with strikeouts isn't that they hurt your team, it's that they hurt your feelings..." --Rob Neyer
"The single most important thing for a hitter is to get a good pitch to hit. A good hitter can hit a pitch that’s over the plate three times better than a great hitter with a ball in a tough spot.”
--Ted Williams
Well, at least you didn't die before you found out, right?Originally Posted by 919191
Edit.... I just noticed I wasn't the first one here to make this exact same comment.
Last edited by cincinnati chili; 11-29-2005 at 06:50 AM.
Stick to your guns.
Talk to emergency room doctors, and they'll tell you that hooked-bungee cords should be banned from the marketplace. I took a guy to the emergency room once who about lost his eye using one of these cords for its INTENDED purpose.
It's a common thing.
Stick to your guns.
Buy renters or homeowners insurance, and know what your policy covers and does not cover.
Stick to your guns.
And wait for the shake.
"In my day you had musicians who experimented with drugs. Now it's druggies experimenting with music" - Alfred G Clark (circa 1972)
You will spend all of your time doing one of the two following things: losing something or looking for something that is lost.
Always put the car in Park before exiting the vehicle.
Food, in the hands of a 2 yr old, defies the law of physics when thrown.
Always secure the ladder BEFORE climbing onto a roof.
When jumping your car - make sure the (-) and (+) cables are attached to the appropriate posts on the battery.
Never trust your kid to hold anything for you while you're trying to work on it.
"In my day you had musicians who experimented with drugs. Now it's druggies experimenting with music" - Alfred G Clark (circa 1972)
"Always cite your sources."
Makes all the routine posts.
... that may be, but finding out is far more than half the fun.
Reminds me of something I learned the hard way as a firefighter:
Never put your head in line with the recoil of a tensioned rope...
Other things I learned (sometimes I can't believe I'm still alive):
Always cut away from your body.
Never straddle a hoseline (actually, that was another guy).
Always straddle stairs (that one was me, falling into the basement).
Next Reds manager, second shooter. --Confirmed on Redszone.
Ski resorts give lessons to beginners for a reason.
Strippers really dont find you THAT interesting...
Speed is not just like drinking coffee...
Hate in your heart will consume you...
Tattoos really do hurt....
If you dont really love her, dont say you do...
Nothing to see here. Please disperse.
As a big fan of B cups, I'm glad
[Phil ] Castellini celebrated the team's farm system and noted the team had promising prospects who would one day be great Reds -- and then joke then they'd be ex-Reds, saying "of course we're going to lose them". #SellTheTeamBob
Nov. 13, 2007: One of the greatest days in Reds history: John Allen gets the boot!
Never use a steak knife to cut another hole in you son's belt. The emergency room folks do not like re-attaching a finger.
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