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    Re: Things I learned the hard way

    don't fry bacon...nude.
    Not this year...maybe a Wild Card

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    Re: Things I learned the hard way

    Quote Originally Posted by Reds Nd2 View Post
    Do tell her you've spent the time apart during the holidays thinking of nothing but her.

    Don't tell her that you've spent the time apart, figuring out that Womack will probably have to hit in the neighborhood of .316/.376/.418 and have above the '05 average VORP of 7.1 to be ranked as a Type B free agent, or that you've been pouring over game logs and PBP, trying to figure out if LaRue's passed balls really mean he sucks as a catcher and that he's overpaid.
    probably my favorite post EVER!
    Let's make some noise!

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    Re: Things I learned the hard way

    Using a steak knife to poke holes in a shower curtain is probably overkill.
    "I can make all the stadiums rock."
    -Air Supply

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    Re: Things I learned the hard way

    When entering a freeway ramp never assume the car immediately in front of you has made the same commitment to merge as you have; because when you hit the gas at the same time as they hit the brakes, bad things are almost always the result. BTW, fenders crumple alot more than they bend.

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    Re: Things I learned the hard way

    Never pull a zipper closed without making sure everything is tucked in first.

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    Re: Things I learned the hard way

    Quote Originally Posted by RBA View Post
    Never pull a zipper closed without making sure everything is tucked in first.
    You have to be careful with your frank and beans.
    Burn down the disco. Hang the blessed DJ. Because the music that he constantly plays, it says nothing to me about my life.

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    Re: Things I learned the hard way

    Cookie dough ice cream will not become cookies if you bake it.
    I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs and 4,000 hits."

    -Pete Rose

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    Re: Things I learned the hard way

    Quote Originally Posted by rotnoid View Post
    Cookie dough ice cream will not become cookies if you bake it.
    Just out of curiosity... were you under the influence of something when you learned this?

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    Re: Things I learned the hard way

    Quote Originally Posted by Yachtzee View Post
    You have to be careful with your frank and beans.
    Or you could put them in the oven.
    There is no such thing as a pitching prospect.

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    Re: Things I learned the hard way

    Quote Originally Posted by vaticanplum View Post
    Or you could put them in the oven.
    "I saw Wedding Crashers accidentally. I bought a ticket for Grizzly Man and went into the wrong theater. After an hour, I figured I was in the wrong theater, but I kept waiting. Thatís the thing about bear attacks. They come when you least expect it."-Dwight K. Schrute

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    Re: Things I learned the hard way

    Quote Originally Posted by HumnHilghtFreel View Post
    Just out of curiosity... were you under the influence of something when you learned this?
    It wasn't me, but rather my not so intelligent sister in law. In the same month, she also learned the difference between metal cake pans and plastic cake carriers.
    I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs and 4,000 hits."

    -Pete Rose

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    Re: Things I learned the hard way

    While driving down the interstate at 70 mph and the top down, do not, I repeat, do not decide it's a good time to wash the windshield.
    Will trade this space for a #1 starter.

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    Re: Things I learned the hard way

    Do not tell your girlfriend when asked, that you look at "adult" material, if you get my drift. :thumbdown

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    Dont peg your pants....ever
    Witty signature.

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    Re: Things I learned the hard way

    Do not tell your girlfriend when asked, that you look at "adult" material, if you get my drift.
    You're with the wrong girlfriend.
    If you're watchin' a parade, make sure you stand in one spot, don't follow it, it never changes. And if the parade is boring, run in the opposite direction, you will fast-foward the parade. --Mitch Hedberg


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