# Thread: How Men Screw Up Romance

3. ## Re: How Men Screw Up Romance

hahahahahahaha that's funny

4. ## Re: How Men Screw Up Romance

SF sent me this one on Little Vito.

Little Vito in School

A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence, and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on Little Vito. He replies, "None. They will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking."

Then, Little Vito says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that gobble down the top and sucked the cone."

To which Little Vito replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking."

Little Vito on Math

Little Vito returns from school, and he says he got an "F" in arithmetic.

"The teacher asked me: 'How much is 2x3'?. I said '6," replies Little Vito.

"But that's right!" says Little Vito's Dad.

"Yeah, but then she asked me: "How much is 3x2?'"

"What's the ******* difference?" asks Little Vito's father..

"That's what I said!"

Little Vito on Getting Older

Little Vito was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said to him, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."

Little Vito replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."

The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"

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