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    The perfect suicide inducing Christmas gift for that special child on your list

    Talking Dick Vitale alarm clock. Wake up to Dick V's voice with 14 sayings.

    Manufacturer's age: 6 years and up



    http://www.santastoystore.net/c/Cloc...B000083DZN.htm
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    Re: The perfect suicide inducing Christmas gift for that special child on your list

    Awesome, baybeee!
    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
    -Snoop on his retirement

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    Re: The perfect suicide inducing Christmas gift for that special child on your list

    Quote Originally Posted by Red Leader
    Awesome, baybeee!

    With a capital A.

    Time for this diaper dandy to rise and shine
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    Re: The perfect suicide inducing Christmas gift for that special child on your list

    "Time to get up and be a PTP-er"
    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
    -Snoop on his retirement

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    Re: The perfect suicide inducing Christmas gift for that special child on your list

    that would meet the blunt end of this


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    Re: The perfect suicide inducing Christmas gift for that special child on your list

    After that I'd set it on fire
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    Re: The perfect suicide inducing Christmas gift for that special child on your list

    I would imagine one of the sayings is Dickie V singing the Duke fight song?
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    Re: The perfect suicide inducing Christmas gift for that special child on your list

    I sat behind Dick at a Giants game once, every couple of innings someone would spot him and imitate his vigorous yell. It was not amusing

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    Re: The perfect suicide inducing Christmas gift for that special child on your list

    Quote Originally Posted by westofyou
    I sat behind Dick at a Giants game once, every couple of innings someone would spot him and imitate his vigorous yell. It was not amusing
    Of course the real question is, does Dick talk like that when he's not broadcasting? I just can't imagine what he might sound like carrying on a normal conversation.

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    Re: The perfect suicide inducing Christmas gift for that special child on your list

    Quote Originally Posted by cumberlandreds
    I would imagine one of the sayings is Dickie V singing the Duke fight song?
    I think whoever made this alarm clock should make a Duke Edition.
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    Re: The perfect suicide inducing Christmas gift for that special child on your list

    I'd end up breaking it the first time it went off.
    "panic" only comes from having real expectations

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    Re: The perfect suicide inducing Christmas gift for that special child on your list

    Quote Originally Posted by Yachtzee
    Of course the real question is, does Dick talk like that when he's not broadcasting? I just can't imagine what he might sound like carrying on a normal conversation.
    No, I had an opportunity to talk to him about 10 minutes years ago, and he spoke in a normal tone. Of course I had an ACC school sweatshirt on . He's a good guy and a great sport about himself.

    I get tired of hearing him broadcast at times, but you've got to give the guy credit. He created an image that made him a lot of cash.

    I'm going to buy some of those clocks, as soon as they get marked down to $10 or so.. $25 is too much to spend on a gag gift.
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    Re: The perfect suicide inducing Christmas gift for that special child on your list

    I open a thread on the perfect suicide-inducing Christmas gift for that special child on your list and here I think you're talking about Reds' season tickets. Ba-doom-crash!


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