I was watching some NFL stuff on tv and just had the following conversation with my wife:
Mrs.: Do they what other teams are going to make the playoffs?
Me: Right now it's looking like the Bengals, Denver, New England, Indy...and the other spots are kind of up in the air right now.
Mrs.: So who would the Bengals play in the playoffs?
Me: That depends on what seed we end up with and what everyone else's record is.
Mrs.: Do they get to play any of them at home?
Me: If we win the division, we get a home game. Usually the team with the better record gets to play at home, so if we do well enough to play the Colts, we would have to play them in Indy.
Mrs.: So do the Bengals have a better record than New England?
Me: Yes, why?
Mrs.: It would be nice seeing them lose against the Bengals in Cincinnati. Corey Dillon deserves it because of his attitude.
I just smiled. Maybe she's coming around.