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    Part II of Interview

    Welcome to Part II of the Puffy/Cbus interview (Part I was a teaser and can be found here: http://www.redszone.com/forums/showt...age=1746&pp=30)

    So, Craig, just a couple more questions about you and Dunnersgirl - Is it true that in a drunken stupor you uttered the following words to her, "Christine, you are my everything *burp* and I really, really like you alot. Can I feel your boobies now."



    Wow, strong words! You really dig her don't you?



    Great - lets move on. Is it true that you play in a band and your first single is entitled "Hide the Salami?"

    "I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum."
    - - Rowdy Roddy Piper

    "It takes a big man to admit when he is wrong. I am not a big man"
    - - Fletch

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    And do you and your band play Hide the Salami often?



    With the female lead singer?



    Just you and the other male members play Hide the Salami?

    "I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum."
    - - Rowdy Roddy Piper

    "It takes a big man to admit when he is wrong. I am not a big man"
    - - Fletch

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    Have you hid the salami recently with the male members of your band?



    Wonderful stuff here. Now I hear you and the other male members played at an all male retirement center last week. Was Hide the Salami played there?



    And is it true that some of the tenants of the retirement center got on stage and played with you guys?

    "I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum."
    - - Rowdy Roddy Piper

    "It takes a big man to admit when he is wrong. I am not a big man"
    - - Fletch

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    Lets play a little "yes" or "no" game to conclude this interview.

    You talk a lot about how chicks dig you and fall all over you. Is that true?



    You spend a lot of time alone, ummmmm, greasing the weasel, correct?



    Have you ever run naked through the fields yelling "My body is a temple, my body is a temple. Love me. Love Meeeeeeee?"



    Recently?

    "I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum."
    - - Rowdy Roddy Piper

    "It takes a big man to admit when he is wrong. I am not a big man"
    - - Fletch

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    Hilarious.

    CBus is going to regret posting those images

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    Great interview Cbus - thank you for being so open about your band, your nakedness and your desire for Dunnersgirl. Just one last question, Is there anyway that Team Red Leader can beat Team Puffy at the softball game in June?



    Thank you for your time!!
    "I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum."
    - - Rowdy Roddy Piper

    "It takes a big man to admit when he is wrong. I am not a big man"
    - - Fletch

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    So Craig, does it feel good to get off the hotseat with Puffy? Those were some tough questions



    At least you were truthful, have to respect that, can't hold it against you for letting it all hang out there



    He really could have gone for the throat if you know what I mean. But he was tame, cause we wouldn't want things like that whole incident with the Richard Simmons workout video and the zuccini coming out in public, now would we?



    *Whew*, That was pretty embarrassing, glad no one is going to find out about that aren't we?



    That would just destroy your reputation. Much like the news that you have a secret man crush on Justin Timberlake and Nick Lachey. We know you "really" like those guys in a funny way don't you.



    Well, best of luck with the new job, I'll just run off and tell all our friends at Redszone our little secrets



    Just kidding Craig, just making sure you're paying attention.

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    Craig has granted me permission to post the lyrics to "Hide The Salami" here, on Redszone. This is truly a treat since the song itself won't be released until the middle of 2006.


    I met her at a bar in Columbus
    She nearly floored me with her beauty
    Just her deep, musky voice got me going
    Got me going so good I couldn't stand still
    So I twisted and I turned like a white man dancing
    Had to hide the salami from her view

    Hide the Salami
    Hide the Salami
    Sometimes I can't control it so I twist and I turn
    Beauty intimidates me, so what can I doooooo
    Hide the Salami
    Hide the Salami
    Its short and small and it fits in my pocket
    plus it goes great on sandwiches
    Hide the Salami
    Hide the Salami

    She called herself Precious
    And she smelled like sweet summer rain
    I detected what looked like a six o'clock shadow
    but the salami in my pocket had my mind upside down
    So I put my hand on her leg and carassed real slow
    Now the salami became more pronounced, what could I do??

    Hide the Salami
    Hide the Salami
    Sometimes I can't control it so I twist and I turn
    Beauty intimidates me, so what can I doooooo
    Hide the Salami
    Hide the Salami
    Its short and small and it fits in my pocket
    and its great on sandwiches
    Hide the Salami
    Hide the Salami

    We decided to leave the bar together
    We held hands out the door
    I wanted to take her to my parents basement
    But we were awash with desire, so the car was the shizhit
    My hands were like guided missiles, they found their targets
    Then I noticed the kicker, she was hiding a salami as well

    Hide the Salami
    Hide the Salami
    Sometimes I can't control it so I twist and I turn
    Beauty intimidates me, so what can I doooooo
    Hide the Salami
    Hide the Salami
    Its short and small and it fits in my pocket
    and it goes great on sandwiches
    Hide the Salami
    Hide the Salami
    "I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum."
    - - Rowdy Roddy Piper

    "It takes a big man to admit when he is wrong. I am not a big man"
    - - Fletch

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    Re: Part II of Interview

    Ahh, the shameless group pounding of a fellow Redszone member.

    Does it get any better than that?


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    Hi-larious!
    The Rally Onion wants 150 fans before Opening Day.

    http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rally-...24872650873160

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    Re: Part II of Interview

    mother of god.

    My stomach hurts from laughing my ass off!!!!! :MandJ:

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    Re: Part II of Interview

    We aim to please here at "Nightwatch"

    I'm Ron Burgandy, and go **** yourself San Diego.
    "I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum."
    - - Rowdy Roddy Piper

    "It takes a big man to admit when he is wrong. I am not a big man"
    - - Fletch

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    Re: Part II of Interview

    :MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ:


    Nice work Puffy, JM
    Go Gators!

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    Re: Part II of Interview

    So, does anyone else wanna post pictures of themselves with yes and no poses???
    "I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum."
    - - Rowdy Roddy Piper

    "It takes a big man to admit when he is wrong. I am not a big man"
    - - Fletch

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    Re: Part II of Interview

    Quote Originally Posted by Puffy
    So, does anyone else wanna post pictures of themselves with yes and no poses???
    Go Gators!


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