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    Just The Big Picture macro's Avatar
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    Can baseball caps get any more outrageous?

    For $29.99 plus shipping and handling, you can have this:

    Here's a link to the whole sordid lineup:

    http://shop.mlb.com/searchHandler/in...earch_txt&x=33

    Help stamp out, eliminate, and do away with redundancy.

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    Re: Can baseball caps get any more outrageous?

    That's almost as bad as the Devil Rays actual hats.

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    Re: Can baseball caps get any more outrageous?

    Check out the Braves one...70's are back
    Go Gators!

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    Re: Can baseball caps get any more outrageous?





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    Re: Can baseball caps get any more outrageous?

    Looks like something Hummel and his crew would wear
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    Re: Can baseball caps get any more outrageous?

    Is it me or do these splatterhouse caps look like they have been hit with bird droppings?

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    Re: Can baseball caps get any more outrageous?

    Yes! the much awaited "bird crap" hats are out!

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    Re: Can baseball caps get any more outrageous?

    Quote Originally Posted by cinredsfan2000
    Is it me or do these splatterhouse caps look like they have been hit with bird droppings?
    I thought they had come out with an Eric Gagne Dodger hat when I first saw it.
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    Re: Can baseball caps get any more outrageous?

    Quote Originally Posted by cinredsfan2000
    Is it me or do these splatterhouse caps look like they have been hit with bird droppings?
    That's been a theme in California (mostly around beach areas) for years, usually related to seagulls. Nothing new here except they added a Dodger logo. Seems appropriate.

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    Re: Can baseball caps get any more outrageous?

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    I am glancing into the future, and I see a really bad lower-back tattoo....
    "Booing on opening day is like telling grandma her house smells like old lady."--WOY

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    Re: Can baseball caps get any more outrageous?

    Looks like some marketing exec acquired a fondness for splatter paint while growing up in the '80s.
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    Re: Can baseball caps get any more outrageous?

    BOSS: Gentlemen, we need a way to make this game appealing to masses!

    ASST: Faster games! How about a nine-run mercy rule unless Danny Graves is in the game? Or only one pitching change per inning? A shot clock for Tim McClelland’s hand signals?

    ASST: That sounds like a lot of collective bargaining, which our lawyer fans will eat up with a spoon. It’s the other 98% I’m talking about.

    ASST: We could mass-produce cookie-cutter apparel and encourage people to express their individuality by getting it at the mall and wearing it everywhere they go.

    BOSS: Go on.

    ASST: We could produce everything overseas in Kathy Lee’s factories and charge a premium here at home, making every piece in the line seem like a status symbol.

    BOSS: That’s fresher than a jock strap before a day game!

    ASST: Best of all, the design work is done. After all the stadiums we’ve forced the fans to build over the years, we have a ton of paint-splattered hats lying around as prototypes.

    BOSS: Johnny Lunchbox will eat those up. What about the kids?

    ASST: Easy. And I do mean very easy. When young ladies show up in the player parking lot and waving, we stand back and snap photos of whatever appears above the waistline.

    BOSS: Bull’s eye!

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    Re: Can baseball caps get any more outrageous?

    Quote Originally Posted by Blimpie
    I am glancing into the future, and I see a really bad lower-back tattoo....
    That will still be better than my lower back tattoo.

    The southward pointing arrow with Enter Here printed above it was a baaaaaaaad choice.
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    Re: Can baseball caps get any more outrageous?

    Quote Originally Posted by macro
    For $29.99 plus shipping and handling, you can have this:

    Here's a link to the whole sordid lineup:

    http://shop.mlb.com/searchHandler/in...earch_txt&x=33
    a nice cap for me to POOP on. Wait, a bird beat me to it...
    Nothing to see here. Please disperse.

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    Re: Can baseball caps get any more outrageous?

    Quote Originally Posted by Puffy
    That will still be better than my lower back tattoo.

    The southward pointing arrow with Enter Here printed above it was a baaaaaaaad choice.
    What, you mean you couldn't spring for the deluxe version that included "Please make all deliveries in rear..."???
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