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    Re: woman marries dolphin

    Quote Originally Posted by creek14
    So does this mean in Israel I would be a male?
    Yeah, but look at it this way...you wouldn't be circumcized. :
    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
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    Re: woman marries dolphin

    No Flipper jokes yet?

    Come on!
    Go Gators!

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    Re: woman marries dolphin

    Quote Originally Posted by KronoRed
    No Flipper jokes yet?

    Come on!
    See post #8, K-man.
    Small market fan... always hoping, but never expecting.

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    Re: woman marries dolphin

    How cun I be getting dis vork dun
    mit all da shouting? What for is
    dis shouting?

    Heinz Kissvelvet. I am Trainer of
    Dolphins. You vant to talk to ze
    dolphin, you talk to me!

    Vy do you care about the dolphin?
    Do you know him? Does he call you
    at home? Do you have a dorsal
    fin?

    To train ze dolphin, you must zink
    like ze dolphin. You must be
    getting oonside ze dolphin's head!
    Just yesterday I'm asking
    Snowflake… "ee, eee, eee." He
    said, "Eee, eee, eee, eee." Und
    you can quote him.
    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
    -Snoop on his retirement

    Your Mom is happy.

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    Re: woman marries dolphin

    Some have accused my wife of marrying a whale.
    How, then, are those people of the future—who are taking steroids every day—going to look back on baseball players who used steroids? They're going to look back on them as pioneers. They're going to look back at it and say "So what?" - Bill James, Cooperstown and the 'Roids

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    Re: woman marries dolphin

    Quote Originally Posted by RedFanAlways1966
    See post #8, K-man.
    Ahh..nicely done
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    Re: woman marries dolphin

    Could have been worse. Could've been a dork fish!

    But I just don't understand the porpoise in marrying a dolphin.

    Would there kids look like this?

    Last edited by GAC; 01-07-2006 at 04:31 AM.
    "panic" only comes from having real expectations

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    Re: woman marries dolphin

    Quote Originally Posted by GAC
    But I just don't understand the porpoise in marrying a dolphin.
    Ok, that was bad. :thumbdown
    "And the fact that watching him pitch is like having someone poop on your soul." FCB on Gary Majewski

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    Re: woman marries dolphin

    Maybe its that dolphin laugh that drew her?

    Or maybe it's this type of dolphin?

    "panic" only comes from having real expectations

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    Re: woman marries dolphin

    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnati chili
    Some have accused my wife of marrying a whale.
    In the Swingers, Las Vegas, "you're so 'money'" sense?

    Makes all the routine posts.


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