I think January is a tough time for the die-hard Reds fan. You miss the beer and nachos. You miss the summer sun glinting off the barges floating down the Ohio River. And, admit it, you miss the dulcet tones of George Grande doing the play-by-play.
Well, my friend, I'm pleased to present to you the Georginator 6000 XL to help get you through these wintry days. From the people who brought you the Choose Your Own Adventure and the Reds Jersey Quiz, the Georginator 6000 XL provides sound clips of plays from Reds games that you can put together to feel like you're really at the ballpark.
Countless thanks to my crack technical staff, who created the Georginator 6000 XL essentially all by himself.
Play Georginator 6000 XL now!