From the desk(cardboard box)of Dan Obrien:
Its unfortunate I was unavailable to make this transaction in regards to the present and future options I had remained open pertaining to the aquisition of this player and any other player for this team.
Furthermore had the powers at hand explored all the remaining ideas I had submitted to be superficial and nonsensical the distant future could have been bright pertaining to the signings of over aged and very versatile middle infielders.
Taken in hand all of the recent transactions that have transpired in my absence,it appears that my time spent with the aforementioned baseball club was trivial and inconsequential.
Sincerely,
Dano