Mine tend to be more obscure. Here's one:
Bubble Boy: That's easy. It was the Moors.
George: Oh noooooo! ...it was the Moops!
Mine tend to be more obscure. Here's one:
Bubble Boy: That's easy. It was the Moors.
George: Oh noooooo! ...it was the Moops!
Okay...just thought of another one:
Kramer goes to a fantasy camp. His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down two-thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating. That's a fantasy camp. --George
I don't want a big, flat noodle.
George, there are no jerk stores.
...but then Jerry put a Pez Dispenser on my leg.
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Serenity now!
Spongeworthy (One of my favorite episodes)
Jerry:, 'But the question is, are you still master of your domain?'
Elaine:, 'I'm queen of the county.'
Take The Pen!!
"It will always be Myanmar to me."
Elaine: "It shrinks?"
Jerry: "Like a freightened turtle."
Elaine: "I've yada yada sexed."
All models are wrong. Some of them are useful.
Jerk Store
Nothing to see here. Please disperse.
No soup for you!
Look away, I'm hideous! - Kramer
Either my neighbor or I will say this everytime we get together to smoke cigars.
GL
I was in the pool!
But are you the master of your domain?
A Festivus for the rest of us
Women go after doctors like men go after models. They want someone with knowledge of the body. We just want the body.
You could do your taxes in the time it takes me to have an orgasm.
I think we really need to be in front of the television set. You take TV out of this relationship, it is just torture.
I'm Cosmo Kramer, the Assman!
It went straight to video. That makes me the premiere.
"In my day you had musicians who experimented with drugs. Now it's druggies experimenting with music" - Alfred G Clark (circa 1972)
maybe the dingo ate your baby
i'm a marine biologist
Jerry: You have no idea what an idiot is...
George: Is that right? I just threw away a life time of guilt free sex and floor seats for every sporting event at Madison square gardens. So please... a little respect... for I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots.
KRAMER: Hewwo and welcome to Movie phone. If you know the name of the
movie you'd like to see, press one.
GEORGE: Come on. Come on.
KRAMER: Using your touch-tone keypad, please enter the first three
letters of the movie title, now.
(George presses 3 keys)
KRAMER: You've selected ... Agent Zero? If that's correct, press one.
GEORGE: What?
KRAMER: Ah, you've selected ... Brown-Eyed Girl? If this is correct,
press one.
(George looks baffled)
KRAMER: Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you've
selected.
Costanza: The sea was angry that day my friend, like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.
We'll go down in history as the first society that wouldn't save itself because it wasn't cost effective ~ Kurt Vonnegut
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