Wear gaudy colors, or avoid display. Lay a million eggs or give birth to one. The fittest shall survive, yet the unfit may live. Be like your ancestors or be different. We must repeat!
I've watched that 5+ times. Classic. Thanks!
Get your nunchucks and the keys to your dad's car. I know where we can get a gun
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
To roundhouse kick the chicken on the other side.
I hope it's never sunny in Philly again.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.
Here's 100 more little known Chuck Norris facts.
The Bogeyman checks his closet before going to bed for Chuck Norris.
George Will responding to Trumps tweets...."He has an advantage on me, because he can say everything he knows about any subject in 140 characters and I can't."
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