Burn down the disco. Hang the blessed DJ. Because the music that he constantly plays, it says nothing to me about my life.
I've watched that 5+ times. Classic. Thanks!
Get your nunchucks and the keys to your dad's car. I know where we can get a gun
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
To roundhouse kick the chicken on the other side.
I hope it's never sunny in Philly again.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.
Here's 100 more little known Chuck Norris facts.
The Bogeyman checks his closet before going to bed for Chuck Norris.
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
~ Mark Twain
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