Is it too early to start firecastellini.com?
I wonder how his first day compares to that of other owners in Reds history?
If only his produce buyers could find a farm that grows big ol' country boys who throw 95 mph for 20 years.
It would have been cool if Castellini had dropped some VORP and PECOTA on the local scribes.
Will Castellini be misspelled more often than Lindner?
Does anybody remember when hardly anybody knew who the owner was?
Nobody comes to the ballpark to see the owner own.
Is there a metric for fan happiness?
If you had a job in baseball what's the one thing fans would heckle you about?
If you don't have pitching, everyone sits around waiting for the game to start.