Poor Redsland.
Several years of material, no longer needed.
Poor Redsland.
Several years of material, no longer needed.
We'll go down in history as the first society that wouldn't save itself because it wasn't cost effective ~ Kurt Vonnegut
The funny part about the whole thing was that he DIDN'T HAVE TO MAKE STUFF UP.Originally Posted by RFS62
Now, he REALLY has to embellish!
Go get'em Redsland!
Some people play baseball. Baseball plays Jay Bruce.
Aw, thanks for the support, guys.
Truly the news today causes a variety of effects, both physiological and psychosocial, but none more so than those with us now. Obviously the events of the day were precipitated by a litany of precursors, some in our control, and others less so. Still, as I look at the open yardage ahead, I know that other days will be like this one to one degree or another, but largely by happenstance rather than by design. Because let me be clear: a bucket is not a tree house, nor should it. With that I’ll take a few questions.
Makes all the routine posts.
Originally Posted by Redsland
Oh man. What a beautiful tribute. I think I'm gonna cry.
We'll go down in history as the first society that wouldn't save itself because it wasn't cost effective ~ Kurt Vonnegut
sounds like someone just wrote his eulogyOriginally Posted by RFS62
Some people play baseball. Baseball plays Jay Bruce.
That, and Staples Corp. and Office Max Inc. were downgraded to "sell" upon release of the news, citing projected drop-offs in binder sales.
Cincinnati Reds: Farm System Champions 2022
To quote from "Blazing Saddles": "...you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar *****."Originally Posted by Redsland
2024 Reds record attending: 1-02024 Dragons record attending: 0-02024 Y'Alls record attending: 0-0
"We want to be the band to dance to when the bomb drops." - Simon Le Bon of Duran Duran
Originally Posted by Redsland
All models are wrong. Some of them are useful.
ClassicOriginally Posted by Redsland
Go Gators!
I've read this thing at least a dozen times, and it just keeps getting funnier.
Redsland, you are a freakin' genius. I bow to your superior intellect.
We'll go down in history as the first society that wouldn't save itself because it wasn't cost effective ~ Kurt Vonnegut
I'd almost vote this thread as an archive, if it wasn't so darn short.
Some people play baseball. Baseball plays Jay Bruce.
Quality over quantity. Brilliant!
Originally Posted by RANDY IN CHAR NC
No kidding. He's been cracking me up with this routine for a long time now, but this... this was off the charts hilarious.
We'll go down in history as the first society that wouldn't save itself because it wasn't cost effective ~ Kurt Vonnegut
Lets take care of thatOriginally Posted by Heath
Go Gators!
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