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    C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! WVRed's Avatar
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    I think somebody's obsessed.

    Sorry if this has been posted before.

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    Re: I think somebody's obsessed.


    Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
    I did not know that.
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    Re: I think somebody's obsessed.

    Some of these are pretty funny.

    When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
    "...You just have a wider lens than one game."
    --Former Reds GM Wayne Krivsky, on why he didn't fly Josh Hamilton to Colorado for one game.

    "...its money well-spent. Don't screw around with your freedom."
    --Roy Tucker, on why you need to lawyer up when you find yourself swimming with sharks.

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    Re: I think somebody's obsessed.

    I liked this one.

    Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
    and

    Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
    and finally

    Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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