I'm not a system player. I am a system.
pray it's a boy.
my 16 year old daughter is a cheerleader. boys call alot. i don't like any of them.
In fact I hate them all.
Dubito Ergo Cogito Ergo Sum.
Darth Footstool. But only if it's a girl.Congratulations man! Just don't name the kid Dan O'Brien Footstool.
Ken Griffey Junior Footstool if it's a boy.
"I prefer books and movies where the conflict isn't of the extreme cannibal apocalypse variety I guess." Redsfaithful
Johnny, one thing I forgot to mention earlier: Mama Footstool should prepare herself to hear the same questions over and over throughout the pregnancy and beyond. She will get sick of hearing them. People are only trying to be nice, show interest, and make conversation, but they don't realize that the questions they are asking are the same one's she has answered 1,001 times in the past week alone. My wife and I joked that we should prepare a little card with a FAQ on it and just hand them out at the beginning of every conversation. Among the more popular ones that she should prepare herself for:
When are you due?
Do you know if it's a boy or girl?
Have you been sick much?
Are you excited?
Are you scared?
What does Johnny think?
Since we had a two-year-old at the time of the birth of our second baby last fall, we even got the question "What does her brother think?" We were like "We don't know. He's two years old! He hasn't discussed it with us!" We didn't actually say that, but we thought it. How do you answer a question inquiring as to what a two-year-old thinks?
After the baby is born, prepare answers for:
Are you going to have any more?
Does the baby sleep much?
Like I said, people are just being nice, so you remain patient, smile, and answer the questions over and over. At least people care, I guess.
Thanks, macro. We're already hearing a lot of those questions.
"I prefer books and movies where the conflict isn't of the extreme cannibal apocalypse variety I guess." Redsfaithful
Great names..Originally Posted by Johnny Footstool
We agreed to name one of our sons Luke, but I just couldn't get the wife to agree to make his middle name "Skywalker".
[Phil ] Castellini celebrated the team's farm system and noted the team had promising prospects who would one day be great Reds -- and then joke then they'd be ex-Reds, saying "of course we're going to lose them". #SellTheTeamBob
Nov. 13, 2007: One of the greatest days in Reds history: John Allen gets the boot!
My Grandfather always suggests to all of us Grandkids, that Ansloem is an underused name!
Congrats Johnny, My youngest is nine months, and is almost mobile. Look out pots and pans.
Hugs, smiling, and interactive Twitter accounts, don't mean winning baseball. Until this community understands that we are cursed to relive the madness.
Don't be fooled, these things never die.Originally Posted by Johnny Footstool
Are you dating anyone?
Is it serious?
When are you getting married?
Have you set a date?
Where are your going for your honeymoon?
Where are you going to live?
When are you going to have children?
When is she due?
Will you find out what sex it is?
Do you have names picked out?
Are you nervous?
How old is he/she now?
... keeping you busy?
How old is he/she now?
Is he/she potty trained?
How old is he/she now?
When are you going to have another one?
How old is he/she now?
When are you going to have another one?
How old is he/she now?
Oh ... he/she will be starting school soon?
How old is he/she now?
How old is he/she now?
How is soccer going?
How old is he/she now?
How old is he/she now?
How is baseball going?
How old is he/she now?
How old is he/she now?
How old is he/she now?
Is he/she thinking of going to college?
How old is he/she now?
How old is he/she now?
What college is he/she going to?
What is his/her major?
When does he/she graduate?
When does he/she graduate?
When does he/she graduate?
Has he/she found a job yet?
Is he/she dating anyone?
Is it serious?
When are they getting married?
Have they set a date?
Where are they going for their honeymoon?
Where are they going to live?
When are they going to have children?
When is she due?
Will you find out what sex it is?
Do they have names picked out?
Are you nervous?
How old is he/she now?
... keeping you busy?
How old is he/she now?
Is he/she potty trained?
How old is he/she now?
When are they going to have another one?
How old is he/she now?
When are they going to have another one?
How old is he/she now?
Oh ... he/she will be starting school soon?
How old is he/she now?
How old is he/she now?
How is soccer going?
How old is he/she now?
How old is he/she now?
How is baseball going?
How old is he/she now?
How old is he/she now?
How old is he/she now?
Is he/she thinking of going to college?
How old is he/she now?
How old is he/she now?
What college is he/she going to?
What is his/her major?
When does he/she graduate?
When does he/she graduate?
When does he/she graduate?
Has he/she found a job yet?
GL
Gee, that was really fun, gonelong. Later tonight perhaps I can remove my eyelids with a butter knife and stab my eyeballs with seafood forks in search of that same kind of fuzzy feeling that list of questions just gave me.
And congrats, Footstools.
There is no such thing as a pitching prospect.
Have you considered Vladimir?
We'll go down in history as the first society that wouldn't save itself because it wasn't cost effective ~ Kurt Vonnegut
or Mookie or Buliwyf?Originally Posted by RFS62
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Wily Mo Footstool?
Originally Posted by Ravenlord
Wow, Mookie Footstool. That's beautiful.
We'll go down in history as the first society that wouldn't save itself because it wasn't cost effective ~ Kurt Vonnegut
Congrats to you and the missus, Johnny. Best wishes.
Ahhh, small talk! When you're a youngster, you have the twice-a-year fielding of these questions:Originally Posted by gonelong
Are you glad school's out?
Are you ready for school to start?
What grade will you be in?
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