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    Re: Little Footstool on the way

    Quote Originally Posted by Yachtzee
    Congratulation Johnny and Mrs. Johnny! I've got #2 on the way, arrival date in August.

    omitted... bad joke about a #2 on the way.

    Congrats to Johnny and Mrs. Stool.

    Be sure to let us know when Mrs. Stool has #2 on the way...

    See there I go again.
    How, then, are those people of the future—who are taking steroids every day—going to look back on baseball players who used steroids? They're going to look back on them as pioneers. They're going to look back at it and say "So what?" - Bill James, Cooperstown and the 'Roids

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    Re: Little Footstool on the way

    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnati chili
    omitted... bad joke about a #2 on the way.

    Congrats to Johnny and Mrs. Stool.

    Be sure to let us know when Mrs. Stool has #2 on the way...

    See there I go again.
    A man who calls himself chili has no business joking about that.
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    Re: Little Footstool on the way

    Congrats!!

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    Re: Little Footstool on the way

    Yeah! Congratulations, Johnny and family!

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    Re: Little Footstool on the way

    Congrats! And rest now, because after the baby arrives you won't get much rest until.....well, my oldest is almost 15 and we still haven't got any rest!
    "Hey...Dad. Wanna Have A Catch?" Kevin Costner in "Field Of Dreams."

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    Re: Little Footstool on the way

    Very cool. Congrats and good luck to Mr. and Mrs. Footstool.

    I can tell you that your life will fundementally change, but you won't believe me. However, come Spetember, you'll understand. You just have to experence it.

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    Re: Little Footstool on the way

    Is this your first child Johnny? Congratulations. You be trading Footstool for potty seat real soon.
    "panic" only comes from having real expectations

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    Re: Little Footstool on the way

    Quote Originally Posted by Roy Tucker
    I can tell you that your life will fundementally change
    If that isn't an understatement, then I don't know what is.
    "panic" only comes from having real expectations

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    Re: Little Footstool on the way

    Thanks, everyone. Yes, this is our first kid, and I couldn't be happier.
    "I prefer books and movies where the conflict isn't of the extreme cannibal apocalypse variety I guess." Redsfaithful

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    Re: Little Footstool on the way

    Are you gonna find out what sex the little bundle of joy is? Or are ya gonna wait and be surprised?

    And I'd like to know what parentless person ever came up with that phrase "little bundle of joy"?
    "panic" only comes from having real expectations

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    Re: Little Footstool on the way

    Oh my God, he's reproduced! Congrats!
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    Re: Little Footstool on the way

    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Footstool
    Thanks, everyone. Yes, this is our first kid, and I couldn't be happier.
    Oh, okay...that explains it.
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    Re: Little Footstool on the way

    Are you gonna find out what sex the little bundle of joy is? Or are ya gonna wait and be surprised?
    Yeah, we're going to find out. We plan everything out, so we need to have all the information in advance.
    "I prefer books and movies where the conflict isn't of the extreme cannibal apocalypse variety I guess." Redsfaithful

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    Re: Little Footstool on the way

    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Footstool
    Yeah, we're going to find out. We plan everything out, so we need to have all the information in advance.
    It's good to know. And not just for the what color to paint the room reason. As soon as we found out, *the baby* became creek jr (vs creekette). Suddenly you are bonding with your son or daughter, not just the baby.
    Will trade this space for a #1 starter.

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    Re: Little Footstool on the way

    Congratulations man! Just don't name the kid Dan O'Brien Footstool.
    Thank you Walt and Bob for going for it in 2010-2014!

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